So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

If you have that sort of staircase, it is absolutely worth getting hold of some fairly solid broom-handle or a bit thicker, wide enough to hang from comfortably, and hanging it by strong cord (sash-window cord is ideal) or rope round behind several bannisters (for strength) so you can have a bit of a dangle if your back ever feels dodgy. I had stairs that I could do that with in the last place that I lived, and simply hung from the half-a-broomstick if my back ever “went”, and nine times out of ten it cured it. I asked my GP about it and she said, “Oh yes, it stretches the muscles back into place a bit” as though everyone knew that!

Do not ever hang from the top of a door! Never never never! The pain when the damn thing swings shut and you don’t have time to let go is really remarkable.

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Ouch! I sense the voice of experience there.

The broom handle arrangement is a brilliant idea. I’ll search (code for, get TFD to search) the garage for the necessary tomorrow.

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I spent many happy years without my back going, put it that way. It might work for you; and it is unlikely to do you harm – unless you swing on it like a trepeze in a spirit of joie de vivre (as it might be at Christmas after the brandy butter) and let go at the wrong moment…

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I hope TFM will forgive me for saying that I do not find the above scenario in any way implausible.

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Don’t get the butter on the broomstick. No good will come of it.

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[says Nothing At All]
[doesn’t even Think it]

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I’d be highly offended if you did!

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Time to have this one again, I think: http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/archives/006448.html

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Oh, I don’t know…

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Butter on your broomstick makes it hard to remain mounted on said broomstick

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Well, exactly.

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Itizz Ferkin’ Cold outside ,but I was brave,& put the bins out

Liberates Pitcher

Carinthia.xx

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The mink-trimmed negligible, I take it, Darling…
Better have an Medicinal chaser to that Pitcher. One cannot be too careful.
Gxx

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It was loverly. Proper chilly at last, not this ‘orrible warmish spludge we’ve been havin’.

yardarm

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Bacon butty weather wee birdie?

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A waste of seven letters, Twellsy dere.

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I don’t know dear limpet

I Have seen that wee birdie replete and not eating…

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I must have been Ill.

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Repletion suggests that there is no need to impute a meteorological component to that fleeting bout of inappetance. Just a temporary difficulty in getting airborne.

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