So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

Or slice 'em before baking?

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No.
Oh all right then, try it… I expect we’ll manage to get the dough off yer fevvers eventually

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Cutting baked potatoes in half before cooking, on the other hand, results in delicious crunchy sides as well as the skins.

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Produces sparrer sized loofah back brush sponge and roll top bath

I expect a bit of tape will stop the sparrer from issuing Eliza Doolittle - esque squawks

Lines up assorted coal tar soaps…

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If I was sent to the shop for a loaf of bread I would have the 4 crusty corners bitten orff before I got home…

Carinthia.xx

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Hence you get loaves proved in proving baskets so there is oodles of crust

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Or as it might be, rolls?

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One of my Favourite Cartoons Ever:

behind the detaily thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3FEZJz55T0

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No, dere, not rolls: corners, you see…

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That is absolutely brilliant wee birdie

The PP reminds me of leopards in its behavior

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That technique with the coffee seems vaguely familiar…

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Traumatised, that’s what I am: I saw something nasty in the woodshed aisle three.

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I’ve seen Parma Violet Gin too. I suspect the thinking goes ā€œthis drink is trendy but we don’t actually like it; let’s see what else we can make it taste ofā€.

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So have I. While I can’t say I fancy it myself, I don’t find its very existence as offensive as I do that of violet-flavoured cider, which is just Wrong.

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The violet vodka I was bought was lovely , but I don’t fancy violet cider

Like purple potatoes & blue cakes , it’s Just Wrong…

Carinthia.xx

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Purple potatoes seem to be highly prized for some reason. The ones I have had were really not very nice at all.

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I have had homemade Martyr Sauce burbling away in the slowcooker whilst I have been asweep for a couple of hours.

The Martyrs were reduced to 15p for a packet of 6, so it would have been rude not to…

Carinthia.xx

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Well, yes, absolutely!

We’ve had a Sudden (and brief) visitation from Sudden Daughter, who tested negative for covid yesterday (weekly testing at work) but had a slight cold today and has been sent home until Tuesday. She stopped off on the way past to have a mug of coffee and take away the casserole I bought for her about four years ago and she hasn’t wanted until now.

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Gawd bless it and all who braise in it.
While it is always hurrah! for sudden Sudden Daughter visitations, I do hope she has not left you her cold.

I am cooking chicken for me (wiv mustard) and the Oaf (wivvout).I shall also have cauliflower cheese and green beans - Eugene Oaf (careful with those claws!) won’t get a look-in there. Although a Former Cat would steal French beans from our plates given half a chance.
I overestimated the capacity of me shopping trolley but had an overflow bag, luckily. And now the wherewithal for leek & potato soup, yay!

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Some arsehole letting off very Loud fireworks nearby. The poor Oaf is terrified.

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