Ah, very wise. Thaar be dragons…
oh.
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Traditionally the dragon is afraid of the yellow bird.
(All birds are yellow in the dark. Or maybe I’m just in a strange mood this morning.)
yardarm
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*e.g. inside a grey cat
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Morning all
One bird of my acquaintance is resolutely grey
With a scarlet bum!
Bacon butties up
I am doing the dance of the water tablet
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It’s gorn all quiet.
Do I need to do me little tappity dance?
(The one that purely by coincidence matches the combination for the safe at Natglyns Bank in the High Street.)
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Definitely.
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[tappity] [tappity] [tappity] 37 to the right
[tappity] [tappity] [tappity] 43 to the left
[tappity] [tappity] [tappity] 14 to the right
[tappity] [tappity] [tappity] 29 to the left
(I’ll omit the bit where I get bored and flood the hinges with nitroglycerine)
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You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, not destroy what’s inside.
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That’s all right, it goes down inside the door cavity. That’s where the Margasaks let you down every time – nice and solid on the front, but the relocker means they need a big standoff space between door panel and yeractual bolt.
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Gawds, Dunnock
You are sounding thirsty…
Carinthia.xx
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It’s raining again. How do I know this? Because a Damp Cat has materialised on my middle, that’s how. He seems to be trying to gnaw off my belt buckle through my jumper, the eejit.
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How helpful of him.
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Perhaps he’s encouraging you to cook chicken for his tea, Dahlink…
Carinthia.xx
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Fat. Chance.
Can’t cook chicken if me trousis are falling down.
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I may be about to rant
There is a public right of way to the beach at the ghastly golf links of Il Presidente
I want a rock for a project at crafty group
So off to the beach we headed
Not a hope
A jobsworth with a clipboard emerged from his hut and we were not allowed to go to the car park near the beach
Instead we were to go to a place miles from the beach and walk a good country mile to get to the beach
Feckin golf eejits
And Feckin owner of the course that blocks access to the public beach
I may just produce my rollator and wheelchair at him and ask how he expects me to go for miles through sand dunes to a PUBLIC beach
Grrrr I hate that eyesore on what was a great surfer’s beach and a lovely walk
And breeeeathe
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Take solace in the thought that you may be doing that rather better than him at the moment.
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Nice one, joe.
Soo xx
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Joe If I were unkind I would wish zero breathing on him
But I won’t - instead I shall just grab a McGargle’s ale
to quaff
It’s the right of way that annoys me
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While I sympathise (the Dad was a footpath warden, after all) it’s mainly the breathing thing that’s annoying me.
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I presume you’ve seen Amy Hoggart’s report on his Scottish exploits?
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