Happy Birthday, Hedgers!
Soo xx
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Happy happy birthday wee birdie
Shares in that enterprise in your card
Now Bacon butties are ready I am sorting out the buffet
Gus dear can you manage a cake for the wee birdie
Joe I ask youto do baguettes and brown bread
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Happy Birthday to our favourite birdie.
Is this where we all get to sing The Birdie Song?
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Gus dear
Well 1 is the gin well
Wanna holiday there?
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[considers parcel of Birthday Boom]
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Try this bacon and egg pie wee birdie - a porkie pie with hard boiled eggs all down the middle and proper jelly made from boiled pigs’ fgeet
Lonnie was not harmed by me making this pie…,.
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apart from tripping up over his drool.
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Just catching up…
Happy Birthday, Hedgers!
No problem with providing bread, but can’t I do a cake too? Gotta lotta eggses…
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Go for it Joe
I am mournfully contemplating today’s baking group effort
A wonderful sounding ginger loaf
I am reserving judgement until it cools and can be cut to examine its innards
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Needs more ginger. (Everything needs more garlic and/or ginger.)
No objections to cake, Joe…
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I put in twice the ginger recommended and added extra preserved stem ginger and crystallised ginger that I whizzed in the mini blender
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Ah, but you might have skimped on the garlic.
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In a ginger cake???
I will be using garlic tonight
Onion gravy and mushy peas with a toad in the hole
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Just the toad, hole and gravy for me, please. Never did get the hang of mushy peas.
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OK, am I the only one who finds this hilarious?
And “a team of UK security professionals flagged the bug”. C’mon guys, own up, how did you discover it?
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Well you start on the assumption that it’s an IoT gadget and therefore comprehensively insecure. (Occasionally you will be proven wrong, but it’s downright rare.)
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Also, or even more, disturbing.
They have also published a workaround
[raises editorial eyebrow] [sighs; lowers EE resignedly]
Any other attempt to cut through the device’s plastic body poses a risk of harm.
No shit, Sherlock. Or Sherclamp. Whatever.
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Retrieves eyebrows from back of head
Wipes eyes
Sanitizes hands
Carinthia.xx
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I dare say there are some people for whom “anyone in the world could lock this and not let me out” is their kink. I feel that this is probably selected against.
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And even they may sometimes need to pee.
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