CAT … Computer Aided Transceiver. (Yes, it really is a thing …)
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As of course was the cat’s whisker detector ;- )
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Well, y’know, there are times when I realise I speak a foreign language.
Soo xx
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Itizz 3 hours since Chipolatas were mentioned
I am getting quaite squiffy waiting…
Carinthia.xx
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[emergency fryity]
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Kertwoinnng!
Incoming, dere Chatelaine…
Gxx
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I may have hoovered up an ill-aimed chipolata but I couldn’t possibly say.
My reheated veggie sausage casserole wozz even worse than its first night.
I must retire to my couch.
Soo xx
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Gin, Darling
I don’t know how I feel about veggie sossinges
Not good, I suspect… 
Carinthia.xx
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Pore Bee. But failures from the Beely kitchen are rare.
Has it all gone now?
Gxx
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Cauldron’s Cumberland ones are really good. imo.
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Not a good start…
You remember what Johnson1 said about second marriages2?
1No, not that one!
2OK - I can see where the confusion might arise…
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Mornin’ all.
Reheated sparrer here. I may even have to start wearing long-sleeved shirts (wot I have not done since March).
yardarm
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Woke up this morning - entirely unintentionally - to find I was being pressed into service as under-cat heating.
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I woke up to find I was abandoned by cats as the duvet had stopped working after 9 hours
However the stove was lit and warm and so cosy for cats
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Sister sauce ? I’m intrigued and perhaps…a little worried !!
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It has all gone in the bin - including the other frozen portion - yuk.
Morning, all.
Soo xx
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Probably the battery. You can’t replace it on these modern ones.
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Nah elf and safety gorn mad
You cannot get a duvet or overblanket that does not switch off after 9 hours in case you immolate yourself in bed!
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Your sister = Worcester?
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I honestly cannot imagine wanting such a thing. Like sleeping in a slow cooker. But then again, I am not a chilly mortal.
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