So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

The sauce bothers me less than the hot sweaty hands.

Just what sort of a cookery show is it?

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(looks hopeful)

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Right so we have a pie for a Fishy a wee birdie a Joe a Janie a wee bee a Chatelaine a Bull a limpet me and who wants the last one?

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Oof

Blood test taken. Newish built Elf Centre which stinks of shite - drain problems, apparently

Sigh

Schools turfing out as I was coming back, so it took twice as long

Carinthia.xx

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There’s worse things it could stink of…

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Yerss, but it wasn’t exactly encouraging… :mask::nauseated_face:

Carinthia.xx

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Boak! I hope it hasn’t affected your results xx I also feel sorry for the staff and hope that the stink is sorted asap as sewer gas can be very injurious to health.
Soo xx

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What WERE you going to say wee birdie?

I am now worriting about leaving folk out

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I thought you had left me out, and I was going to take Steps. Then I saw you hadn’t, so I put 'em back.

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How could I leave a wee birdie out?

Thank goodness it was nowt worrying

I have treated myself to a beer

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Oh, yikes, sorry Hedgers, I seem to have accidentally edited your post. Didn’t know I could do that. Please put the steps back as they were!

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See, there was this orange pen …

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I ain’t touching that orange pen again! (phew!)

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My new VHF/UHF hand-held radio arrived this morning … ooooh, exciting, eh? Er, it was SUPPOSED to be for ME … if I would even be allowed OPEN it …

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The more expensive it is, the better a scratching-post it is.

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Well, Amazon cocked that up royally. What you have there is in fact a cat.

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So it is!

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Easy mistake - they’ve sent a CAT scanner.

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There might - might - be some spare chipolatas in the ntdf. But bein’ stuffed with delicious pies, you won’t be wantin’ 'em, I don’t s’pose

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I should point out that it doesn’t detect all cats - just males, obviously.

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