The sauce bothers me less than the hot sweaty hands.
Just what sort of a cookery show is it?
6 Likes
(looks hopeful)
6 Likes
Right so we have a pie for a Fishy a wee birdie a Joe a Janie a wee bee a Chatelaine a Bull a limpet me and who wants the last one?
6 Likes
Oof
Blood test taken. Newish built Elf Centre which stinks of shite - drain problems, apparently
Sigh
Schools turfing out as I was coming back, so it took twice as long
Carinthia.xx
6 Likes
There’s worse things it could stink of…
7 Likes
Yerss, but it wasn’t exactly encouraging… 
Carinthia.xx
6 Likes
Boak! I hope it hasn’t affected your results xx I also feel sorry for the staff and hope that the stink is sorted asap as sewer gas can be very injurious to health.
Soo xx
6 Likes
What WERE you going to say wee birdie?
I am now worriting about leaving folk out
8 Likes
I thought you had left me out, and I was going to take Steps. Then I saw you hadn’t, so I put 'em back.
8 Likes
How could I leave a wee birdie out?
Thank goodness it was nowt worrying
I have treated myself to a beer
8 Likes
Oh, yikes, sorry Hedgers, I seem to have accidentally edited your post. Didn’t know I could do that. Please put the steps back as they were!
9 Likes
See, there was this orange pen …
9 Likes
I ain’t touching that orange pen again! (phew!)
8 Likes
My new VHF/UHF hand-held radio arrived this morning … ooooh, exciting, eh? Er, it was SUPPOSED to be for ME … if I would even be allowed OPEN it …
10 Likes
The more expensive it is, the better a scratching-post it is.
6 Likes
Well, Amazon cocked that up royally. What you have there is in fact a cat.
9 Likes
So it is!
8 Likes
Easy mistake - they’ve sent a CAT scanner.
8 Likes
There might - might - be some spare chipolatas in the ntdf. But bein’ stuffed with delicious pies, you won’t be wantin’ 'em, I don’t s’pose
8 Likes
I should point out that it doesn’t detect all cats - just males, obviously.
8 Likes