Morning. Beautiful sunrise.
Soo xx
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Morninā yerself.
R3 Breakfast needs a smack on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. With a beer bottle inside.
Things are quite bad enough without Okla-f*ckin-homa!
So me Morninā Hate is off to a flying start 
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Well, weāre home. Left, as planned, the day before the island went into lock-down ā¦ possibly devastating, long term, to its economy.
The plane was fine, though a comical mixture of people and their dressing againsy the virus choices. If itās going to lead to an abandonment of decorum then Iām officially āagainst this sort of thingā.
I may go on a march ā¦ on my own, of course.
Then, sitting in our stubbornly cold house and watching our dear leader announce a shut down Mrs Armresr, surprisingly announced that āthe butchers in Malpas has plenty of stock and had ordered a deliveryā.
I hesitated before going all Peter Kay on her and asking ādo they dāliver ?ā. Coz I really donāt like offal.
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And this sort of thing shows exactly why a rise in domestic violence is expected.
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Morning all
Bacon butties ready and fresh loaves will be done in ten minutes
I have Bengal assistance with typing
This assistance consists of a Bengal hanging on my arm - my typing armā¦
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I really wish that were funny, but it isnāt. People are going to die of that instead of the virus ā and unlike with the virus, which seems to prefer men, itās going to be overwhelmingly women who are killed. Damn, damn, damn.
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No. or yes, rather. Not funny.
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[puts knife on table]
[puts other knife on table]
[puts emergency backup knife on table]
[shucks flak jacket]
[shucks anti-stab vest]
Bin shopping.
Actually not too bad, though not a bag of flour to be seen (except for a few self-raising). Generic bulk sugar was starting to get a little scarce as well (plenty of caster and icing), and all the cheap eggses were gone.
yardarm
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Did you go dressed as yer Bruvver, Dunnock?
Carinthia.xx
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They know me round 'ere. Nice peaceable bird wot donāt want nuffink to getā¦ broke.
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Weāre lucky. We get ours for chickenfeedā¦
Trebuchet at the ready if you can arrange a well-cushioned landing spot
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Morning afternoon, joe. How are you feeling?
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Not too bad - the test will come when I summon the nerve to take my tempā¦
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Fingers firmly crossed, me dear.
G
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Bad news - 38.0Ā°
Good news - it was higher yesterday, so seems to be heading in the right direction
Fairly sure itās just a cold - have all the wrong symptoms for coronavirus, but still erring on the side of cautionā¦
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Iāll keep me Tenters Hitched, Joe
Carinthia.xx
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Hoping that if it is cv you are one of the people who is sort of fairly sure ish that they must have had it, rather than one of the ones who definitely knows about it.
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Indeed!
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I have, this week, found a brand Noo thermometer lurking inna bag
I had better keep it with the Izalā¦ 
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Carinthia.xx
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Youāll be building yer own Gnursing Kit nextā¦
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