So, who wants to help... to perpetuate the cellar?

Not The Archers
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Mine around my ears dear Joe

I was a ballet dancer you know…

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Home is where the gin is.

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Yes wee birdie
As is the beer and the wine

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I hope that you rest, dear Twellsy, suitably propped up. lots of fluids alongside meds and get well as soon as you are able.

Best dreams, all,
Soo xx

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Gin, Darling

Gin

Carinthia.xx

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We has Proper Rain wiv thunder ‘n’ lightning ‘n’ everyfink.

Happily orf to me nest.

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Sulkity

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Snot fair, izzit ?

Carinthia.xx

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We were supposed to get thunder

Now I know who stole it

Dunnocks aren’t supposed to be larcenous

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Goes orff to count Sossinges…

Carinthia.xx

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Won’t take long, Darling, any more than the halo inspection did.
Gxx

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You have met me, right?

yardarm

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Yes I have wee birdie

Twice

I thought yer bruvver was the sticky fingered one…

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Stop throwing nastutiums at my halo

Just cos you are jealous!

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Please don’t try to give me a hernia from over-laughing…

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Wouldn’t be seen dead in one, dere. Which is probably just as well.

I am charitably assuming that

was the fruit of fevered ramblings rather than a settled view of yours…

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I always said it’s not larceny if it just falls into me sack and after all if I’d left the jewels lying there unprotected in that dynamited-open safe someone might have pinched them, but the jury didn’t see it that way.

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Just as well I have no jewels innit then?

I am down to 99.6 F temp today

WITH prophylactic parrots

I dread to think of it without the parrots

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For some reason I thought of Gus when I read a headline in the local news starting with ‘Spike in children’. The full headline is a more informative though, thinking about it from a UK perspective, it has at least two things requiring explanation: “Spike in children visiting ER after consuming edibles, says CHEO”.

I’m sure you all know that ER means Emergency Room, but would you have known that ‘edibles’ meant cannabis edibles? Actually, I didn’t. And CHEO is Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario - pronounced chee-o - which of course is purely local.

So, the little blighters are eating mummy’s and daddy’s cannabis goodies. Bet at least half of them knew what they were doing!

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