My alternative explanation for the presence of befrocked blokes with bells was a secret outbreak of leprosy (or possibly a time-slip). Perhaps I should see whether there are any vacancies at the WHO…
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It’s when they bring the book and candle you need to worry.
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What, me personally? What are you trying to say, joe?
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Of course not! But god-botherers get funny ideas…
Come to think of it, it’s their ground state
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There was a theory among my former colleagues that I sizzled when crossing consecrated ground… A couple of funerals when I stubbornly failed to combust at the graveside did little to quash it, for some reason.
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If we walk round you rapidly anti-clockwise do you turn into a bat?
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Try it and see where it gets you. Apart from dizzy. And breathless, the Gusly circumference being quite some distance.
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Consecrated ground sizzles when I cross it.
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Yeah, but that’s less innate actual evilitude* and more yer arsonist propensities, I suspect.
*“I have never been so insulted in my life”, claims the Sparrer
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Oh, no, I’ve been much more insulted than that. Good old Vinnie; I wonder what happened to him.
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Well if you must hang upside down…
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To which I’m always tempted to reply: “Really? You should get out more”
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It was bright & cold this morning
Now, it is very dull & cold
I should go out & pick up my prescription at some stage, but not yet…
Carinthia.xx
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Making curry for this evening on the grounds that it is a good warming thing to have. Also that I am trying out a new recipe.
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Oh - that was you, was it?
(Last two minutes - the start time option doesn’t seem to work)
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[interested squeakity]
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And now I see Quatermass and The Pit (the proper BBC one as above) has been restored and cleaned up. Definitely tempting…
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Haven’t got out yet, as I am engaged in an online Chat with TalkTalk about my Landline/Broadband Package
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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I recommend Zen. (I use A&A, but they’re a bit more for techies, feral or otherwise.)
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The Bull took me shopping on wheels
I am only allowed to cook nearly no cook stuff so it’s a baked potato with beans and garlicky pork sossiges for dinner
I really am trying to behave so I am playing with my knitting
The sausages are a treat for me
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