I’d heard (and know) about them having the shirt off your back, but the wipe off your arse? Cheeky minx!
I was looking at the recycled and thus am Considerably Greener Than Yow …
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Hah! I actually bought some bogrolls so, pah!
Soo xx
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Give me time, dere. It is not a decision to be rushed. Although I am down to me last two (having bought an insanely large pack last time and become complacent. Himself used to do bog-roll admin, and very efficiently).
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It’s not a decision to be rushed (although, in your situation, I’d suggest a bit of urgency - oh, I hope not). The outlay seems a bit steep, but the rolls are much longer (though the sheets are a bit smaller). I want to like this product and, so far, I do.
Eta it’s bedtime, para mi. Best dreams, Cellarites.
Soo xx
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Gin, Darling
You’ll need it
Carinthia.xx
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Given the context, not necessarily a good thing…
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< Bloodnok voice > No more curried spinach for me!
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I have to say that Good Omens is better than on first watching
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Have never been that sold on Good Omens. There is some splendid stuff, but the Just William kid bits get severely on my tits. And yes, I do want to know what happened to the other baby, thank you.
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Most people go quite green after a bit, if the crows don’t get 'em first.
Home safely from That Cambridge.
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Then it comes down to a race between Soo and me as to who dies first and possibly, in the event of a tie-break, who had the best corvid-proofing.
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Thinking of which, there’s a magpie on our roof looking greedily at the workmen on the roof across the road…
yardarm
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Bacon butties ready folk
Loaves in the oven
Why use panda food on yer delicate bits?
What’s wrong with going Roman and having a damp sponge onna stick?
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How long were these sticks, exactly? And what degree of pointiness are we talking about?
Come back to us once a full risk assessment is in place.
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The sticks were just long enough for you to reach the area without contortions and no pointy ends in sight as the business end was covered by a damp sponge
Yer slave would cleanse the sponge
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Now we are getting to the bottom (soz) of it. Concealed pointy ends are definitely hazardous - see Braveheart.
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Wired keyboards are apparently a specialist item now.
Do these people not realise just how briefcasing rubbish the security is on the radio ones? People eavesdrop on them accidentally!
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I suspect these “accidental eavesdroppers” are only people who know what they’re doing.
I could no more do that than suddenly start speaking Croat, i ne znam riječ ir !!
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Alas, that’s been the case for many years now
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“I plugged in my new wireless keyboard, opened a word processor document, and found a username and password being typed into it by what turned out to be my neighbour.” I think, Armers, that even you could manage that.
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