Sorry to hear about the downs, dere Bee. Sleep well
Gxxx
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I have took my nice horsey pills and my sore chest to my bed
I blame giving up the fags for me asthma I was fine till I gave up
To amuse myself today I did my nails with ashocking pink polish topped with delicate sparkly polish
I am having fun with subtle nail colours
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…just not today, evidently.
Night all. 
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And mornin’ all.
Today we have fog ‘n’ rain.
yardarm
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Morning all
Bacon butties ready
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[peckity][peckity][peckity][peckity]
For a nation that understands the pig so well, German hotels are oddly reluctant to serve bacon for breakfast.
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Ta, Twellers. Grateful gronff 'n swoffle.
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How odd. Especially as 2 neighbours, Holland & Denmark produce decent quality stuff. Not up to the standard of these islands of course, but …
Though, tbf, German food in general is not what it could be.
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Oh, they are happy to serve pig in many forms at other times of day. (Speck, for example; to translate that as “bacon” is to miss the point.)
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A noo tow-rope has arrived (we had to use the old one yesterday and it was a bit dodgy).
I am particularly impressed with the standard of translation.
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Blimey, Dunnock
Is the front door still on ?
Are the Slammers ready ?
I think that covers the important bits…
Carinthia.xx
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Excellent prioritisation, Carinthia.
Soo xx
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Front door comes orf again in 4 minutes’ time.
Slammers are allus ready. You’ve been here; you know.
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Completely & it is the same in that USA. What they describe as … more, what they do to … bacon is an abomination.
It’s a vastly greater measure of their culture and character than their gun laws or failure to grasp Roundabouts at road junctions, their inability to spell or gratuitous use of the word “like”.
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Gosh, that’s precise.
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Never lay explosives wivvout a timer, Armers. Didn’t they teach you nuffink?
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The pins are out of the hinges but the door remains in the jambs. That way the wind and rain don’t come in when there is no need.
The delivery time has become more precise from “12:00 to 16:00”; it is now “1250 to 13:20”. I discovered this, of course, just after the door had been doctored in case when they said “12:00” they actually meant it.
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I have the champers on ice to raise a glass to the noo fridge
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The Old Fridge is Out.
The Noo Fridge is In.
There is Excited Fishly Exclamation.
(Levelling, plumbing, etc. still needs to be done.)
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Champagne?
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