One of the above-mentioned exclamations was “The Moomins have escaped!”.
Merely an observation.
Flicks an Fevver Duster over the bunting
Settles back & waits fer Slammers
I have an Emergency Bridesmaid* to deal wiv - well Matron of Dishonour really , so I will be darkening the Sewing Room door later today .
*Not as exciting as an Sudden Daughter, but still…
Carinthia.xx
The bunting ??
The bunting !!
YOU have it ?
What a scamp.
The cellar bunting is a tasteful creation made by our chatelaine
It would make Fallon weep with humiliation if she saw the sumptious beauty of our luxurious bunting!
Proud Font On
I trained that Twellsy well…
Proud Font Orff
Carinthia.xx
We have to wait four hours from installation to turn it on.
It has three dents/scratches, for which cause I am getting £129.99 compensation. (I think that was what the man at the other end of a poor telephone line said; I shall find out for sure when I get my bank statement.) One dent is large and on the door of the freezer bit; one is small and just below the ice-maker; the third is near the bottom of the fridge door.
Otherwise luverly; I think That Bird has taken a photo.
Gawds, Dunnock
That’s the kitchen, not yer On Sweet
Sigh
Stick a witty 'fridge magnet over the dents…
Proffers Pitchers
Carinthia.xx
That’s right, I keep everywhere safe from Furrin Birds.
Yerss
You do, don’t you ?
Fish Pie here this evening
Carinthia.xx
My goodness.
There should be coach parties coming to see that fridge.
Wottan excellent notion! I’m yer bee for logistics - just say the word.
Soo xx
£5 a look, £8 two looks.
Coo, them’s high ticket prices, Hedgers. Any reduction forra season ticket of Fridge Viewing?
Soo xx
Forra Bee, obviously (and bonus gin too). Not for the Punters.
There is a page in the manual headed “It is Normal”, which includes things like:
- When you hear “Tak” or “Took” sound
- When you hear “Dureureuk~”, “Dulkuk” or “Woong” sound
- When you hear “Kureureuk” sound of water flowing
- When you hear the sound of wind such as “Shoo~” or “Shik” right after you close the door
A manual on fridge-speak? That’s reet classy. Our fridge freezer chuckles, inna menacing way. We largely ignore it.
Soo - not one of the punters {{{preen}}} xx
Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnndddd
it
is
ALIVE!
Thank wossname for that, sez I
I propose a toast to the Fridge and all who, erm, gets really cold in her!
Slàinte!
Salmon and mixed veg kebabs have been enjoyed - Carinthia’s favourite marinade wozz employed.
Soo xx
Ah, champagne. Good idea.