So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?


Cats have superb timing…

Bengals land on a full bladder and then dance

And Bengals are heavy for their volume

Dear wee leopards


aka The Continental Shelf


The Dutch preoccupation with the state of the bowels, and careful inspections of results made possible by said shelf, used to be a standing joke among cosmopolitan English men during the fifties. Not, for some reason, among women anything like as much. Or so it seemed.


I came across one of those toilets in Amsterdam and it is a shock to the prudish Irish constitution


Dutch preoccupation, Fishers?
I blame Bristol:

Soo xx


I find the Glasgow scale is much more useful about the Cellar.


Not wishing to comment on my Bristolian status, I think I score a 15 on the Glaswegian one and, therefore, deserve a large G&t.
Soo xx


I don’t see any reason for you not to have a large G&T, Soo, but I would just like to point out that 1997 is more recent than the nineteen-fifties and the fifties probably got there first. So blaming the BRI might be a little unfair.


Okay, smarty pants :wink:
Where’s me gin?
Soo xx


And, grovelling, now - how goes the glittery seat?
Soo xx


Beep… beep… beep…


Oh, glorious beeps!
Soo xx


Well, it goes ‘oooof!’ when I lands on it, but otherwise, well, it does the job for which it was designed: namely, keeping the Gusly arse off the narsty cold porcelain; and glittering.


A relief, I imagine, Gus-dere.
I do hope that the headache is abating.
I am off to bed, having had my hyper-active mind somewhat subdued by Hedger’s lorry-load.
Best sleeps, Cellarites,
Soo xx


I had the flu jab this morning. Just under twelve hours later I am sneezing great walloping sneezes, and thinking that maybe telling them I hadn’t got a cold was optimistic.

Does anyone happen to know what happens if you have the flu jab when you’ve got a cold?


We need a resident virologist, Fishers.
I have had far too much of Hedgers’ gin to be of any use, at all. I imagine that it has something to do with a full immune response.
My flu jab, last season, proved utterly useless and I didn’t have any symptoms of another virus before I had it. I’ll still have one this time.
Soo zzzzzzzzzzz


You go on having the cold, I think. Unless you have something terribly acute which comprehensively fucks up your immune responses, the innoculation should be effective.
I am not a viro!ogist.
And I am sorry you are sneezing. Bah! To sneezing


Headache better, ta, and arse starstruck.
Sleep tight, and I use the term advisedly, wee Bee




Am I the only one who thought that the glittery seat was for the Fishly-Dunnock derrieres?

An 'Normous Medicinal, if you please

It has been a rough evening at Carinthia Towers



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I’m orf to me nest. You know where the vodka-bowser is…