Cats have superb timing…
Bengals land on a full bladder and then dance
And Bengals are heavy for their volume
Dear wee leopards
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aka The Continental Shelf
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The Dutch preoccupation with the state of the bowels, and careful inspections of results made possible by said shelf, used to be a standing joke among cosmopolitan English men during the fifties. Not, for some reason, among women anything like as much. Or so it seemed.
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I came across one of those toilets in Amsterdam and it is a shock to the prudish Irish constitution
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Dutch preoccupation, Fishers?
I blame Bristol:
Soo xx
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I find the Glasgow scale is much more useful about the Cellar.
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Not wishing to comment on my Bristolian status, I think I score a 15 on the Glaswegian one and, therefore, deserve a large G&t.
Soo xx
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I don’t see any reason for you not to have a large G&T, Soo, but I would just like to point out that 1997 is more recent than the nineteen-fifties and the fifties probably got there first. So blaming the BRI might be a little unfair.
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Okay, smarty pants 
Where’s me gin?
Soo xx
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And, grovelling, now - how goes the glittery seat?
Soo xx
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Oh, glorious beeps!
Kwoffity!
Soo xx
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Well, it goes ‘oooof!’ when I lands on it, but otherwise, well, it does the job for which it was designed: namely, keeping the Gusly arse off the narsty cold porcelain; and glittering.
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A relief, I imagine, Gus-dere.
I do hope that the headache is abating.
I am off to bed, having had my hyper-active mind somewhat subdued by Hedger’s lorry-load.
Best sleeps, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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I had the flu jab this morning. Just under twelve hours later I am sneezing great walloping sneezes, and thinking that maybe telling them I hadn’t got a cold was optimistic.
Does anyone happen to know what happens if you have the flu jab when you’ve got a cold?
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We need a resident virologist, Fishers.
I have had far too much of Hedgers’ gin to be of any use, at all. I imagine that it has something to do with a full immune response.
My flu jab, last season, proved utterly useless and I didn’t have any symptoms of another virus before I had it. I’ll still have one this time.
Soo zzzzzzzzzzz
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You go on having the cold, I think. Unless you have something terribly acute which comprehensively fucks up your immune responses, the innoculation should be effective.
I am not a viro!ogist.
And I am sorry you are sneezing. Bah! To sneezing
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Headache better, ta, and arse starstruck.
Sleep tight, and I use the term advisedly, wee Bee
Gxx
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Blimey
Ahem
Am I the only one who thought that the glittery seat was for the Fishly-Dunnock derrieres?
An 'Normous Medicinal, if you please
It has been a rough evening at Carinthia Towers
Carinthia.xx
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[pourity] [pourity] [pourity]
I’m orf to me nest. You know where the vodka-bowser is…
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