I am relishing your space! No, hang on - what am I saying? That sounded rood.
Get well, in your Splendid Isolation, joe. We’ll organise a troupe of chickens, with which to entertain you. Have a tumbler of 3rd rate gin - Hedgers or Twellsy will be along, soon enough, to chuck it in the Isolation Aspidistra and give you summick decent.
Pore joe - he’ll be smeared with all sorts of greasiness, by now. Well - at least he has a bit of space. Someone give him a decent drink, at least.
I’m knackerated and off to bed,
Soo xx
Were I joe, I might take quite the huff at that, dere Armers. Or to put it another way: ‘Innocent, my arse!’
But end result, joe is in a small and eejit-free zone and with a prospect of Whitby, sorry, of release on the horizon, to go back to the bosom of his pining chickens. And his own bed. The aforementioned are not precisely co-locsted, you understand…
The next one along is ‘The Captain Kidd’ where the old guy, doubtless claiming to be innocent also, was hung twice. Apparently, the first time, he was found not to be well hung.
Make of that what you will. I reckon there are coincidences here.
That’s wot friends are for. I mean, the number of times one of me Bruvver’s mates has called him up and said “I was just having a drink wiv this bloke and he’s keeled over, and you know wot the filth are like, can we just make this go away”…
There is another theory, which has more to do with The Boss raising a certain amount of hell the day before and demanding a meeting with the doc. The “suddenly discovered infection” could simply be a fiction to cover the catalogue of cock-ups since my admission. Odd that the throat/lung issue seems to have disappeared after a night’s decent sleep away from a bunch of eejits coughing and spluttering all round me, isn’t it?