With a suitably lascivious attitude.
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A friend of mine was once challenged to mime putting on his socks lasciviously.
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Oh good smutty talk
I will just flollop on my chaise and collar Darrington for a good size glass of gin
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A girl at crafty group today could not understand why we were in fits of giggles
She was talking about losing her doodah and only being able to find the box it was in!
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The more I think about that, the worse it gets… ewwww.
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The more I think about it, the funnier it gets, Gus. Maybe that’s because I had half a litre of vino with lunch. Well, it wozz to celebrate DiL’s birthday, after all. A grand time wozz had.
Soo xx
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Hurrah for the birthday!
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Indeed! The actual birthday was shared with Carinthia, but today was a belated ‘do’ because of things beyond our control (especially that of the Birthday Girl). Anyhoo, it wozz good.
I seem to have recovered from previous libations. Hint 
Soo xx
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Proffers Noo Bottle of Gin
-4deg here ATM
Carinthia.xx
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Itizz, allegedly, a balmy -2deg here, Carinthia. I hardly dare tell you this, as I stretch myself out on me lounger in the night air.
Ooh, Gin!
Wot’s yer pleasure?
Soo xx
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I’m sure I could manage an Pernod,or Ricard, Soo
Am seeing my GP tomorrow, but I don’t think she wants my blood…
Carinthia.xx
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It’s served chilled, inna warm and kindly setting, Carinthia.
Soo xx
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There’s posh! When I had mine done they just used a tourniquet, a syringe and a couple of test-tubes.
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I have been taming a noo phone
I broke my phone so in sewer ants 
were kind enough to bring me a nice new phone in its stead
I like it
It’s pink
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I liked it until the ‘pink’ thing, Twellsy. Izzit visible?
Seriously - I hope that your new 'phone does the biz. And, how are your poor mouth and chesticles?
Gin, Dear?
Soo xx
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Yes, how’s the mouth?
It is snowing quite hard here, and as soon as the bread is out of the oven I have to venture forth to fetch That Bird from a gaming evening. Only six miles away, but over hill over dale and down narrow roads. Brrr.
I would take Glorious Skoda, but her heater packed up today. So Mini it will be. Wish me luck.
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I most certainly wish you luck, Daer Fish.
Soo xx
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Has Glorious Skoda recovered from her wheel injury ?
Carinthia.xx
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Yes; she is just having a Bad Fortnight. She passed her MOT last Friday as well as having her wheel fettled, but this is extra. Third time in a year, I think, and this was a new part.
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Gawds.
Please lettus know when you are back in valiant Mini wivva Sparrer, all safe and accounted for. Pore Skoda. And Valiant Fishy, too.
Gx
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