So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?


#8644

Poor mourning hound. She will, however, have Love and Distractions, or I don’t know the Fishly-Dunnocks.
Gx


#8645

And Pigs Ears…

Carinthia.xx


#8646

And walks at half-past seven in the morning…


#8647

Ah.


#8648

Pore suffrin’ Fish; avva

yardarm


#8649

Doesn’t mix with porridge… (grin)


#8650

Oh, I dunno.
Signed
Henchard, M.


#8651

Morning all

I wish our chatelaine’s screwmatics would bugga orf for good

Here I will be packing cakes and then taking em to sell as best I can

I hope there is enuff of a choice for all


#8652

I too answered a call of nature at half past seven, but didn’t have to walk far !

Short walks, until you get used to each other, & DDD gets used to where she is

You would be blown over here today - all 3 Wheelie Bins had danced onto the verge at the front & were having a little lie down before the next dance. The other hinge of the blue bin has been broken during this activity, so it too has dowelling holding it in place

Carinthia.xx


#8653

It’s being intermittently blowy here. Birds always look very surprised when they find themselves going backwards.

According to Dog, I am the reason for everything that’s wrong in the world.


#8654

Surely not, Dunnock

All will settle down - she’s had quite a journey

Carinthia.xx


#8655

You are a Sadly Misunderstood Sparrer.


#8656

As I was returning from the walk, a recycling bin some doors down the road in the direction from which the wind is coming fell over, and the road was suddenly full of dancing lager cans and plastic bottles, which were diving off into gardens. In pursuit of them was the owner of the bin, swearing. I went and caught the ones which had got just past our house at that point, and put them into our bin, while he captured the rest.


#8657

I know, Gus; dogs and the filth just seem to get the wrong idea about me.


#8658

Perhaps Training Walks to the pub’ ?

Socialising with the pub’ dogs could be fun… :dog2::dog2::dog2::rofl:

Carinthia.xx


#8659

This has rendered me pretty much helpless with laughter and frightened the cat away.
When brains decide to humiliate their owners… Few are that hilarious alone, but the effect is sort of cumulative. And strangely reassuring.


#8660

Ooof

Flump

Holds out glass and hopes beer might happen

I have sold many cakes and now have an edake


#8661

Well done! Not the edake, obviously. You deserve a beer, dere


#8662

I concur. Excellent w#rk by Tellsy!

Thank you for Moose Allain, Gus. So much truth and humour.

I haven’t achieved much, today. However, the vegetable sambar I have just made is quite good. It’s certainly got attitude :open_mouth:.

Soo xx


#8663

Oooh, that sounds good, Bee.

The one which wholly destroyed me was the person who proclaimed they were ‘moving the casualty into the missionary position’.