So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?


#9565

My drink of choice in my teens. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#9566

Morning all

Wakey waaaaakey

Ulster fry on Sunday


#9567

Urgle. Also, shurrup.
Crawling back to bed.


#9568

Nonsense

It’s a lovely day

So how would you like your eggs and do you want tea or coffee to be served

NO CRAWLING BACK TO BED PERMITTED!

FERAL TECHIE GETS BREKKIE IN BED FOR WRANGLING NETWORKS LATE AT NIGHT


#9569

< ignority >< zizzity >


#9570

Rips bedclothes off recalcitrant limpet and deploys a binbag full of ice onto said limpet

I make a fry and expect it to be enjoyed

Now come along do

I will even forgo the omnibus for you!


#9571

Gerroff, you great bully.

[sounds of brief scuffle]

Medics for Twellers, quick as you like. She seems to have dislocated both shoulders. Yes, it is very unusual, isn’t it? Upside down in the laundry bin, you can’t miss her.


#9572

That limpet calls ME the bully?

I will get that limpet at a later date

I gather that charcoal cooked limpet is a delicacy

Ooo morphine thank you nice paramedic


#9573

Pore Gus

Fairly rubbish night here too, but am now reasonably upright

Carinthia.xx


#9574

Wot you lot need izza

yardarm

Possibly two yardarms at opposite ends of the bar.


#9575

I have just put the heating on

Did the Fishly-Dunnock boiler spring into action today ?

Carinthia.xx


#9576

It did, Carinthia.

Everyone who knows me is aware that waking me up for anything except what I consider a good reason is a rash thing to do, and on a Sunday is a bastinado offence. So the boiler came on quietly.


#9577

Good for the boiler - intuitive ones are hard to find.
We have occupied ourselves with bed-stripping and mattress-vacuuming - onna Sunday, tsk.
Has That Hound eaten owt, today?
Soo xx


#9578

Blimey, Soo

You know how to have a good time…

Carinthia.xx


#9579

Telling me, Darling xx I have time forra medicinal, before I embark on a curry sauce.

Soo xx


#9580

:honeybee::clinking_glasses:

Wottan Good Idea

Carinthia.xx


#9581

I have just done
I made a cheese and onion buttie with extra strong cheddar and a whole onion from the Polish shop

the cheese bites back and the onion was vicious

My eyes are watering

But it was delicious!


#9582

Ah.

Well, she refused all yesterday’s food; it was still sitting in the dish this morning. The only thing that is not unremittingly bad about this is that being kipple, it hadn’t gone off.

So we took her for an hour’s walk, hoping that this would give her an appetite, and by chance finishing at a pub (where there was some reasonable beer whose name Hedgers might be able to remember). And outside this pub was a dogs’ water-bowl, empty, which we took to get filled. When it was put down the DDD immediately drank about two pints of water, and I realised that perhaps she didn’t like the taste of the water provided at home, which has been in a plastic dubby my son filled for her before he left.

So we went home via a pet emporium and got her a large metal drinking bowl, and at the same time remembering that she loves the fish-food, which smells strongly of fish, I bought her a pack of potato-and-fish kibble.

When we got home she was delighted with water from the new bowl, but still turned up her pointy little nose at the kibble in her dish, so I took it away and gave her fish-kibble, the amount of yesterday’s feed, and she skopped the lot.

She is being a fussy, manipulative madam.


#9583

She’s a poet and doesn’t know it


#9584

She’s making me smile, Fishers. And, she got what she wanted. Maybe some Dogs become bored with same-old, same-old.

Soo xx