So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

Whimper

I have done my back in and can hardly move

So I am parked in the conservatory with my knitting trying to be good

Would beer help the poppy juice do you think?

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I am sure it would, Twellsy, bein’ Medicinal as how it is.

Less a Cellar, more a dispersed (and dispensing, happily) Infirmary.

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Werl, there’s yer problem.

[ginnity]

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What kind folk inhabit the Cellar

Grateful slurping sipping and quaffing …

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68° in proper money today. 20°C

Very nice indeed.

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It was supposed to be gorgeously warm here, tomorrow. However, it is now forecast to be 13°C maximum, so I’m awfy glad that I didn’t bother to feverishly dig out warm-weather clothing for our lunchtime date with DS - Turkish, since you ask.

My sympathy for ailing ones. Feebly, I am still intermittently rather queasy, for some reason.

Returning to Notre-Dame, one notes that the French President is looking for inspiration for a new spire design. Sacrebleu - he eez reading my mind! Or this board, whichever is the least creepy.

Soo xx

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Anyhoo - I’m away to bed, thinking kind thoughts to all and sending furfles to any animals who won’t bite or scratch.

Good nights, Cellarites.
Soo xx

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It is, isn’t it?

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How would I know?

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Gin, Soo

You needs Gin

I need an Medicinal Summat

Carinthia.xx

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I need more and better sweariewords.

But I am waving the Gin Wand anyway. Because I knows how to pretend to be Nice. Also, the little fizzly juniper-smelling sparkles it farts are fun.
Gxxx

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Wanna Gin Wand.

I’ll just have to put up wivva Gin Tanker.

Orf to me nest.

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That Bird has clearly got involved in the workings of the ship; I had better call a








YARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM!

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Last seen in flippers, wiv a bucket of ice under one wing and an enigmatic smile playing about the corners of the beak.
As involved as a newt by now, I imagine

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Who wantsh fight, eh? Who wantsh fight? You don’ wantsh fight, you’re me besht mate…

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I don’t wantsh fight, Captain. Permission to come aboard…

Soo xx

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Aharrrr! Pirates!

[falls over]

This dunnock is temporarily unavailable. Normal service will be resumed shortly. Please wait.

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Best to have a wee tseepity siesta, Captain.

I’ll go for a Turkish, in the meantime.

Soo xx

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Mising on what ‘a Turkish’ would be were it rhyming slang.

Meanwhile, a siesta is a fine idea, but the poor Hound would quite like her bed back.

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I believe I hear (from the garden) that Hound just getting back from morning W—.

[coffee]
[water]
[sugar]
[more coffee]

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