So, who wants to help ... to rattle on in the cellar?

Not The Archers
1302

So you won’t be requiring yer Noo Bottle of Gin then, Soo ?

Practises Hard Stare…

Carinthia.xx

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1303

See, it IS medicinal:

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1304

[Weeps torrential torrents and, strangely rallies in the sure and certain knowledge that The Chatelaine woz just joking]

Soo xx

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1305

I must sleep. I am thinking about Gus, particularly, but wish you all well.
Soo xxxx

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1306

Gus is herding apricot jam, at the moment.

Having made it, you understand. My contribution was buying the apricots and standing well back.

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1307

Go, Gus!
Not really. Take care of her, Fishers. I know that you will.
Soo (otb) xx

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1308

I have been naughty

And enjoyed every drop

Despite having to enjoy the new Star Wars

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1309

You are right, dere Bee. Am a well looked-after, albeit strangely sticky, Gus.

Night night Cellarites all
G xxx

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1310

tseep yawnity and morning all.

yardarm

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1311

Morning from the fang fettlers

Filling broke so it’s a nemergency

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1312

Ah, bah!

But at least that’s medical enough to qualify for Emergency Gin.

[flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity] [flappity]

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1313

Bless you dear we birdie

2 fillings fettled so I am shucking frough a shtraw

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1314

That fish ‘n’ limpet have gone out, leaving me to look after the freshly-baked bread.

Carinthia, you’re my witness, a Grate Big Bird flew off wivvit. Orright?

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1315

Their silliness is breathtaking, Dunnock

Of course it did

Get rid of the crumbs, & I’ll put the butter away…

Carinthia.xx

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1316

[innocent peckity]

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1317

We 'eard that, and ta very much I’m sure.
[Sniffity] [hoikity of bosom]

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1318

Loud Smile

Carinthia.xx

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1319

I need to Liberate Severial Pitchers

Am going to the Orsepiddle tomorrow to see the Podiatrist about my Orthotics

After extensive trying on anna fair amount of Sighing & Wailing, I have ascertained that they will go in 4 pairs of Shoesies/Shoebootsies

It’s abit warm fer Shoebootsies, so I will have to take them with me

Carinthia.xx

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1320

Oh, Carinthia! You poor soul xx

I made an executive decision regarding the Wedding canapés. The Caterers can make the ruddy things and I really don’t care about the cost. The Happy Couple will be having a tasting session shortly (lucky beggas - the food looks great) and I am now turning my attention to the sound system for the ‘disco’. I know nowt about the latter.

Soo xx

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1321

Me neither, Soo

I thought that the music people had to sort that for themselves

Let the Caterers do as much as possible - you can make economies elsewhere if necessary, & there should be no last-minute major expenses to trip you up

Friends gave their twin daughters the same amount of money each, & said when you get married that’s for the wedding. Anything you want over & above that, you sort yourselves.

This resulted in 2 weddings in 3 years, both of them different, but very lovely occasions

The Orsepiss Shop will do very well out of my old Shoesies. there are ones I can no longer wear with or without the Orthotics, because I am not safe in them.It’s not the height, it’s the type of fastening, & my stoopeeed feets going numb

At least I have a good choice !

Carinthia.xx

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