Don’t forget - 3 April is Stabnight. How will you be celebrating the anniversary of Helen’s double incompetence?
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I don’t think Miss Janie will be with us, otherwise we’d do our annual re-enactment with Mr Janie wielding a spoon, Miss Janie on her knees playing Henwee “thstop thouting” Archer and I of course in the starring/stabbing role.
What to do instead?
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With a tuna bake!
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And Rob’s brief but invigorating dalliance with double incontinence?
I think we should all go round to Janie’s. Her house sounds fun.
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We could bring bowls of real custard.
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And shop-bought muck gin.
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Right, you’re on! I’ll supply the gin, Twellsy the tuna bake and Gus and Fanta the real custard. Should you bring your own knives?
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I have plenty.
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or I could bring mine…
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“Funny, Canada closin’ its borders all of a sudden like that.”
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Not to salmon, though. (Gets out the Fish Disguisin’ Kit.) (I would say “keep an eye out for bears” but that’s pretty much good advice for everyone at all times.)
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Wot, in sarfeast Lunnon? eekity. ‘Here, good bear, nice bear…’ [bangity on honey jar]
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Some time I will tell of Bull who is a Canadian trying to get into the USA after a short trip to visit my Aunt in Vancouver from Seattle
This is in reply to Gus talking about Canada closing borders
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Try marmalade sandwiches, Gus.
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“Smarter than the average…”?
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“A good reminder to be extra careful this time of year” says the nice lady.
Lock your car might be a start, unless that bear had the keys.
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Eh, with a modern car it’s a simple buffered replay attack on the keyfob. I could do those before I could fly.
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If you come for the anniversary, the bears should be asleep. Mostly.
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Will they be mostly asleep, or they will mostly be asleep? It might make quite a difference…
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