Well the gold could be exchanged, the frankincense wafted over the gin perhaps for an artisanal effect, but the use of myrrh stumps me.
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Putting in the grave-cloths of anyone who got between Twellies and her beer?
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No fruitcake but chocolate to keep the Bull quiet on Sunday
And a frock for me
Far nicer than any shroud fresheners
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A rather superfluous question here
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… which is called ‘Afar’.
Wouldn’t that be splendid !
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For a long time, I wanted to live in Hope.
All right, its proper name is Hope under Dinmore, but I still wanted to. We drove past it at least four times a year for many years, and somehow never had time to make a detour off the A49 to have a look at it, but I suspect it is probably rather dull…
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It’s quite small. Pleasant, iirc.
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It used to be on the railway, I think. Then the railway went away…
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meep. Herefordshire. meep.
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There’s a Hope near here too, Fishy
Carinthia.xx
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There are many places called Hope (I think it’s eleven) but Hope under Dinmore was the one I always wondered about.
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I live 4 miles from a village called Hope.
There is a sign in the next village, Caergwrlr, which says "Abondon Hope all ye who enter here.
The local cemetry is in Cargwrle, the statemebt “Live in Hope, die in Carrgrwrle” is often used.
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We are Hopeless.
A fact that I do not expect to surprise anyone.
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Sunday’s SludgeFest:
…rather too much gruntin’ n’ ‘eavin’ for these sensitive ears!
WobertSmell transition almost complete! …Freddy’s seems to be well underway!
Do TheSmells really have a daughter named “Looney”? (…sounds about roight!)
Sounds like Philph is a bit of a dab hand with a sewing-machine! (SFX: Singer treadle-model whirring away in the background)…poor old Blake (…I wonder if his other 6 will come and rescue him?)
…CynderSnella’s discharge from hospital: truth is the medical team couldn’t stand the baggage any more and wanted to be shot of her!
…oh joy! …a bloated birthday cake!!
…oh well, where’s that bloody scraper?
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Moonday’s Fooooon:
"Reptile at The Zoo" - I like it! (…nice one CynderSmella!)
C’mon Looney! Whack the idjit! (…the harder the better!)
(…methinks the CynderSmella/Wobert interplay is somewhat overdone!)
OMG! StShuggs/Krushty even worser!
Last Scene: CynderSmella & Monty “Monty! Monty! …stop that!” (…well, that’s what was going through this devious mind!) 
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Tuesday’s Scraps:
(FagAsh visits CynderSmella)
FagAsh: “…sitting up, walking, talking, (thinks) and frightening all the villagers!”
Tracee & Plank:
Wobblin’Woy & OllieFoxbrush:
FA & CryspyMrsSmell:
That bloody cackle!
I am lorst fer words! (…reaches for phone, looks for Glaziers Inc. on speed-dial)
(BTW: I couldn’t help notice that the SmellSnyff seemed to be markedly absent from tonight’s scrapings…)
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Wodensday:
The Corpulent Priest makes a flying visit!
…anyone else notice a slight change in WobblyWoy’s accent? (…another character change??)
StShuggs goin’ by train? Good luck! (…do they still have railways in Borsetshire???)
OMG here comes TheKaledonianKlown!
AliPali & StShuggs doing the TelephoneTravel (…taste of fings to come! Thanks @JustJanie )
…and talking about character-changes, what’s happening to young EdwierdTurnip???
Dum-di-dum-di-friggin’-dum!
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Turdsday’s Floaters:
Less of the soddin’ brass-band, if you please!
Less of the soddin’ brass-band, if you don’t please!
…no snyffs from Cynders (…I’m wondering if CynderSnyffles should henceforth be referred to as CynderSnyff-less? …oooooo, I do hope so!)
…even less of the soddin’ brass-band, if you please!
…even less of the soddin’ brass-band, if you don’t please!
…has Ambridge’sOnlyFarrier been fitted with a new character? (…his accent is totally different)
…oh Christ! BoyKentun! (…what a prize twat!)
"CLICK"
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They were playing a number by Peter Bellamy, which I found a little surprising.
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