The Politics Thread

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Please let them seize the blot near me

I couldn’t cope with that as as a neighbour…

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That was indeed what I was suggesting…

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Thank you Fishy

I need gin after the thought of him on this island

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Well, I am hoping he will sit somewhere and sulk for a few days at this point rather than going anywhere. He’s got a lot of futile law-suits to organise, after all.

(What is it about with men who think all they have to do to get their own way is shout louder and make more fuss than anyone else?)

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It’s not only men who do that, to be fair.

I await spectacular tittery from him over the next few hours.

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I think it has started already, hasn’t it?

Or was that just twittery?

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It’s been hard to tell what he’s been twatting about:

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…and even where you can read it:

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He really has a problem with democracy hasn’t he?

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I’m not that happy about it myself, to be honest.

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This might cheer you up a bit:

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Uncivilized post removed by perpetrator.

Apologies, all.

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That is provided the sticks were responsibly sourced from sustainable forests, of course. One would not wish to be irresponsible, after all.

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Expressing a similar wish (though about a different pair of people) has got Steve Bannon finally kicked off Twitter.

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Is that an official warning?

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Only to be careful not to say it on Twatter.

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I have never twut in my life, but feeling very LOTF right now.

I should have thought that a pack of British boys would have put on a better show than that.

koff

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Totty-headed one, of course it is not, Just feeling a bit edgy about the company.

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Before you go on next door to take a look at the dildo sale.

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I am reminded of the scam that worked by offering very cheap sex toys by mail order (in the cheque and postal order days). They’d send a letter back saying “sorry, we’re out of stock, but here’s a cheque for your full refund”. It was a company cheque from the Very Perverted Sex Toy Company Inc. which one would have to present at the bank.

So the place next door should have a “welcome most valued customer” banner and fanfare ready to go…

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