The Politics Thread

Stop kissing frogs Gus dear

It frightens them

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Mais non! Au contraire, eet eez - 'ow you say? - a great honneur…

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Being a simple soul, or as others might have it a total duckwit, my instincts are all wrong.
The inner Gus says yay red, blue boo.
I do understand, but the bit of me brain that makes connection to colours is lagging.
Talking of lagging, and to raise our spirits…

And I have always enjoyed the thought of ā€œThe Frenchā€ as some class of superior fox.
i adore this song.
Soz.
G

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Probably apocryphal, Biden campaign staff on what happens if Trump refuses to leave:

ā€œThe United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House.ā€

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I’ve been trying to refind that for here for the last 20 mins…

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I don’t think it’s apocryphal, Bird: it’s been given named attribution in several places.

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The only place I could find it told me it wasn’t for the likes of us in this country thank you. So thank you, Joe.

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A post from elsewhere that made me laugh:

Nevada should be aces at counting. Honestly.

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Hah! Indeed they should: but I thought part of their probem was that with Las Vegas casinos closed, all the tellers had gone off home, and were mailing in their ballots to add to the logistical difficulties.

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Fine at saying ā€œyou loseā€, not so good if someone’s meant to be a winner.

(In me bruvver’s casino everyone is a winner. Some people win an unbroken leg…)

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Thank you Joe

That made me giggle

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Sparrer

Yer bruvver and I get on well

I feed him bacon butties and poitin…

I keep good gin and whiskey for ginsparrers!

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If Deutsche Bank decide to seize assets, do you suppose they might consider the ones near home, in Scotland and Ireland? It would be a tremendous relief to have his taint away from these islands.

https://truthout.org/articles/deutsche-bank-may-seize-trumps-assets-if-he-loses-and-fails-to-repay-debt/?

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The habitat will still have been destroyed, though.

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Nothing good ever comes of golf courses. Turn them over to parkland.

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Rewild them.

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Don’t scare me Fishy please!

His blot on the landscape is a mere four or five miles from the hovel as the sparrer flies…

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Better Deutsche Bank that the Fart, I would have thought.

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I wonder if there might be a problem seizing UK assets post-Brexit? You could be stuck with them.

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