Yes, that’s a good one.
6 Likes
Didn’t you have one of those for foil printing?
6 Likes
6 Likes
That’s the trouble with mussels, I find: incapable of looking at the big picture.
7 Likes
And can’t even spell “nucular” properly…
7 Likes
grinnity-tsk
7 Likes
Snork!
7 Likes
I’m also wondering about the campy war development…
5 Likes
I have discovered, to my horror, that the current, weird, doldrumy, ‘to the bed’s feet, life is shrunk’ portion of the year is known to some as Twixtmas.
Kill them. Kill them with fire. 
7 Likes
And according to some obstinate historians, the sword.
7 Likes
Should any obstinate historian care to lend me the loan of a sword, or as it might be, a flamethrower, I would be greatly in his or her debt ;- )
7 Likes
Do you a chainsaw?
7 Likes
Yerra kind and well equipped Sparrer. Ta. A chainsaw allus comes in handy. Or comes back with bits of hands adhering*
*cannot be doing with the descant on that
6 Likes
I am more eco friendly
I use a lump of wood on a fulcrum beside a frozen lake with a hole in the ice
Tie the offender to the wood and dunk in the freezing lake until the error of its ways are understood
If dangly bits are frozen off then offer a free entry to the Darwin Awards committee
The beauty of the plank/ rope is that it’s endlessly reusable
5 Likes
Spotted in the wild:
primarily used by people who are just vulture signalling
5 Likes
I noticed that about three minutes ago. It’s excellent; it’s also pretty much accurate, in the particular context, as meaning people who are signalling that they are a carrion-eater who hovers over the sick waiting for them to die.
4 Likes
Hello Cora
Or a relative of her
6 Likes
