Pitchforks and flaming torches are traditional…
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Sending students to drool over each other round the back of the SU bar probably doesn’t help either.
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Glanced out of the window to see neighbour #1 (out walking his dog) having a loud conversation with neighbour #2. Outdoors, but no masks, and about three feet apart. If I were a health professional at this point I might just give up.
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Just opened the door (standing well back from it and saying “social distancing please”) to an unmasked elderly man looking for someone who doesn’t live here.
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Put the cauldron of Dettol on to boil? Actually, old skool oil would work just as well, if properly boiling.
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No, just wiped the only thing he touched, the bell-push, with bleach. To protect eg the postman and the Amazon woman and the small child looking for a lost cat…
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‘the fiendish tormentor pursuing a much-tried and resourceful feline’, I think you mean.
I have one of the latter parked on me feet.
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…add lemon and cloves
aka a “Hot Donald”
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Snork wee bee
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Only if it were rubbish beer…
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Linking would be unsportin’, but this is a comment I never expected to see in my nacherel.
there were organised demonstrations in the town with people coming from Bognor Regis demanding answers
Emphasis mine.
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To what question, one wonders?
(“What did we do to upset George V?” would be the obvious one, but alas the story is apocryphal…)
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Ah, Gus, would these be people the police target out for sitting on benches?
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Them’s the badgers, Fishy, yes.
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One of the better lies, all backed by a video of the unreasonable cops finally arresting an out-of-town, out-of-county person who had come to join a demonstration and who already been given a verbal warning to go home and stop wandering around in a town where she did not live, earlier in the day; she refused to her name or details, so they couldn’t exactly issue a fine at that point. My sympathies are with the cops. Doesn’t often happen.
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“How can there be more covid deaths when I haven’t seen any more hearses?” must be one of the sillier questions. This year I have seen more hearses (one ordinary, one a motorcycle side-car) than I had in the previous ten years unless I walked past the local funeral parlour. (Or was attending a funeral.)
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Fair enough. This is a single instance of Plod being in the right.
Although I must admit to bafflement, being a sea-creature of v little brain, as to how an individual refusing to give details to the nice police-person can be identified with any certainty as an out-of-towner.
But mainly, I just found the sentence I quoted amusing.
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“I am from Bognor Regis and I demand an answer!” feels not so very different from "My name is David Archer! "
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