Viral DOOM


#121

Easier just to torch the place ;- )


#122

And FagAsh as FWit


#123

Clearly, the Right Thing for Lilian to do is to throw herself onto the pyre.


#124

I’ve always seen her as more settee than suttee.

Then again, she prides herself on being the horsey type, so…

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#125

You have?
She’s small and scrawny and tough as old boots, in my head. The slightly leathery sort of horsewoman.


#126

Seen elsewhere:


#127

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Meanwhile, just in case anyone is feeling isolated, that nice Mr Martin evidently won’t allow any filthy furrin bugs near his pubs:

Still going ahead as of today


#128

I love Arthur Rackham’s work, although I don’t think I’ve ever thought of FWit as being in the same category as Brünnhilde, or any of the Valkyries for that matter, more like Galligantua, as in:

(…thinks “Pore bloody horse!”:neutral_face::neutral_face::neutral_face::cry::cry::cry: )


#129

Oi!

Stop putting my photo on here!


#130

tsssk, Twellers.


#131

Thinking further on this, why not a proper rebranding, redressing half a millennium of sexism by making it The Cow*?

Lilian could then be The F@Cow…




*I did consider The C@Ambridge but came to the conclusion that it would be too confusing for the Mystery Postman


#132

The Bovine Byproduct?


#133

Really, Hedgers! Calling the pub “The Methane Arms” would be in questionable taste, to say the least.


#134

Aaah but think of the fuel saving if bovine by products are fuelling the kitchen


#135

…briefly. KABOOM!!!

oh sorry, didn’t think there was anyone in there.


#136

Nobody important.


#137

Now you’re talking! They need to go back to proper pub traditions. The cricket club has the Single Wicket, after all, so how about an equivalent for the darts players? The Sid Perks Memorial Trophy For Most Bulls Hit


#138

Adjusts Spex…

Carinthia.xx


#139

No, Dahlink; really, don’t.


#140

Gus dear

It’s quite possible to use bovine gas safely

And next time you have a sly cigarette kindly let me know so I can vacate the kitchen