O s’poze us’d better be careful - if us wuz to arsk TheCorpulentGodBovverer, oi rekunz ee’d 'scoff the 'ole poi, clovz 'n all. Yew sez yewl do it fer arf the poi, mmm, arl after think abaht thaat! Tell 'ee what, ow’s abaht yew hexorsisin TCGB, 'an oil givvee the 'ole damned poi? Uh oh, yewl afta share it wiv Joe! ('is plate looks rather MT! 
Whaddya say?
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We don’t hold with Vicars in these parts unless they follow the Old Rite. And if they don’t, well, they takes care of 'emselves (with a little help from the font and the tentacles).
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This, this & thrice this.
It’s a good thing I’m so far away of you’d get my cinnamon rant again. The devil’s dust it is.
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That’s very good! Mind if I use it? 
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Be my guest, Sturmey.
It’s the tip of a very large iceberg regarding my loathing for the stuff.
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