Poultry report


#442

They have food aplenty in the coops! The association is more human = attention / entertainment / treats. They regard windows in much the same light as we view TV - with us providing the popcorn (or in this case, sunflower seeds).


#443

I’d love to hear the conversation when they go back to the coop to report to the others on what you were doing.


#444

Oooh goodness, yes!


#445

…echoes of "To Serve Man" (…shudder) :roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes:


#446

Happy New Year, glorious chooks! Lovely to see you.
Keep a beady eye on That Joe.
Mwahs from Auntie Soo xx


#447

You thought CCTV cameras were bad…

Nowhere is safe…




#448

‘Awk! Awk! They come! THEY COME!’

Are you writing notes you want to keep secret from the chickens yet, Methodia joe?


#449

Bit difficult when they’re looking over my shoulder!


#450

“Into Your Tent I’ll Creep”? (The Russell short story, of course.)


#451

As opposed to The Chook of Araby?


#452

To loiter?


#453

Or, as some of us pronounce that, à bientôt…


#454

Using up all they furrin words while they’re still legal tender?


#455

Ouch.


#456

Best end this now, in case it gets a bit, y’know, political


#457

Wide weather we are having for the time of year, is it not?


#458

Indeed: yet remarkably flimsy, wouldn’t you say?


#459

Well, that’s always the problem, innit? Not good solid wevver like when I was a fledgling. Run from a building to a car and your sack of, er, things could double in weight from the rain…


#460

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That’s one James Bond kinda chook. I’d be worried, were I you, joe.
Soo xx


#461

Wanna flock of hens