Oh Twellsy me love, that one is going to stick!
CID are the worst. Plod is relatively innercent by comparison
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Gus you are correct of course
Armers please forgive me for my phone being smarter than I am
We are having guests for dinner tonight
So smoked chicken and steak are on the menu
With fresh dug potatoes with food feet not miles
From ground to sink to wash then into pot to cook they might have racked up a couple of yards
I think one guest who is renowned for his love of the spud will love this
his wife will not tell him in advance as he would get overexcited
Coconut ice cream with BBQ banananananas and a rum sauce for pud I think
I like simple puds after a big dinner
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That sounds fantastic, Twellsy (although as I have strange tastes I might swerve the coconut icecream, foolish Gus that I am). Lucky guests.
I loved Armrest, and shall use it whenever the occasion arises. It’s like ‘worat’ - so much better than what one intended to type.
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huh whuh
yardarm
bleh
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Well there is a litre of vanilla ice cream Gus
I just hope Monsieur Shanks is not offended
It is after all a decent wored
Unlike a lot of my typos!
And my mind…
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So do I because I too will use it in future if he is not. It is a perfect typo - I mean, I sure he is someone on whom one could lean, if the need arose.
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I hope that the Surprising Mrs Shanks is finding that he acts as an Armrest.
How is she getting on, Armrest?
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< gasp > < sob > < splutter >
Have just been reduced to helpless laughter by a (gnomic) post on Mumsnet.
“I would like it if my husband dressed up as an elf. At least its fresh air.”
It does make sense in context.
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Could be worse, could be dressing up as a sports fan.
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Would she have to apologise to him?
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Sweet pic, but why Low, Hedgers? Or is it just one of those things?
I’ll share some gin with you, hmmmm?
Soo xx
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Yeah, it’s just a sparrerly fing. Avoiding the news helps – and that’s not a current political statement, since I’ve been doing it for about fifteen years.
[delicate sippity]
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Have a decent glug, Dear, anna fuzzy hug. I am prone to a beely fing and prolly should avoid the news. Itizz irresistible, in my case.
Soo xx
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Very sorry to hear that, dere Dunnock.
'… I fort I’d lob a few small, prickly, flea-infested carnivores around"
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“No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this mass panic, though a few of them were heard to say ‘wheeeeee’.”
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In other news, yer bee izz still enduring Flora Wars. I am becoming seriously pizzed off with this. Anyone for full-strength sauerkraut? Free to a good home.
Soo xx
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Yum?
(Wiv proper German sossinge, of course…)
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Fight you for it sparrer
Or share with a few beers 
?
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I trust Wor Soo to make sure there’s enough.
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