Nah, just a random nutter of whom I am Jealous.
Not enough big enough deserts in England, really.
We will make a desert and call it hours of fun.
Orf to me nest.
Small potatoes by comparison, I know, but we have a 1kW lightbulb here somewhere, formerly of Fastnet lighthouse. Haven’t tried it, so don’t know whether it’s functional—more than likely it is, since I doubt they’d wait for one to blow before flying a crew out to replace it…
Acquired by boss when researching this:
What can this Epic & Biblical rain portend? Ah… it heralds
The Day of the Dunnock
Many happy returns, dere Sparrer. And have a splendid day
I am excused banner-towin’ duties today. I have a Note.
on the other hand…
Happy Birthday dear wee birdie
Ulster fry wiv extra puddens delivered to your nest
With a keg of Western Herd beer with a straw
I will make a gin and tonic drizzle cake for the birthday tea that’s de riguer in a certain village we all scream about at the radio when it’s reported
Happy Birthday our Dunnock, maybe you’ll be able to find a used Billion Watt Lightbulb on fleabay that you could use as a new headlight (if you do, don’t bother telling anyone, we’ll all know quite quickly!). Might be a tad heavy, you’d have to walk with your head held very straight and steady …
Wishing you an Very Happy Birthday wiv Lots Of Gin
Me mates have given me a Magnum of Malbec. They know me so well.
Should we have a buffet to celebrate the wee birdie’s birthday?
What a fine idea.
< large platter of warm sausage rolls pops into being >
A couple of grapefruit cut in half to hold sossiges and cheese and pickled onion on sticks
A blackberry cake.
With lemon icing because That Bird has expressed curiosity about the idea.
This is Vital Research, then
Would a porkie pie grace the buffet?