It’s got my vote!
Waddles in under a humungous porkie pie that might keep a wee birdie happy
Anyone help me get it on the table please?
Looks good to me…
It’ll be easier to lift if I just nibble off a little bit down here…
Feck it. 'scloshnuff…
Cake? Coffee & Walnut made with normous negg…
That Bird isn’t going to be able to fly at all, at this rate!
's’all right, anyfing wot has a go at me will just bounce off…
Ooooh, happy birfday Dunnock.
Well done to surving yet another year.
The sky is traditional English grey, and it’s time forra post-birthday
Or hot buttered crusts?
Bacon in hot buttered crusts?
(I’ll just hide over here out of Chatelainely elbow-reach.)
If I hadn’t got 2 men here fitting the Noo Boiler I would have been there wiv me Sharpened Elbows Toot Sweet…
Yerran Lucky Dunnock today…
I will do you a loaf all of yer own dear chatelaine
I appear to have a chesticle infection
And I got a new toy in the post today
A white stick
I may have a swim in the gin lake as this is not a thing to celebrate…
Oh, but Twellsy, you can shove it into the spokes (or other parts) of pavement cyclists, and then say “oh sorry I didn’t see you there”…
Tee hee dear wee birdie
I like that idea
Well, it’s a bit early, but some reprobate has called the Yardarm, so why not?
Tsk, Sparrer. That is an exceedingly dangerous thing to do. Brains and bludd make paving terribly slippery: someone could do themselves a ninjury.
It tends to be children on the pavements on bikes or scooters
I hope I am allowed to insert my stick into their spokes?
Please let me damage childer with a superb alibi?