So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

It’s got my vote!

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Waddles in under a humungous porkie pie that might keep a wee birdie happy

Anyone help me get it on the table please?

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Looks good to me…

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It’ll be easier to lift if I just nibble off a little bit down here…

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HIPPY BIRDIE
HICCY BURPY

HOPPY BREWDAY

Feck it. 'scloshnuff…

Cake? Coffee & Walnut made with normous negg…

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That Bird isn’t going to be able to fly at all, at this rate!

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's’all right, anyfing wot has a go at me will just bounce off…

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Ooooh, happy birfday Dunnock.

Well done to surving yet another year.

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The sky is traditional English grey, and it’s time forra post-birthday

yardarm

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Bacon butty

Or hot buttered crusts?

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Bacon in hot buttered crusts?

(I’ll just hide over here out of Chatelainely elbow-reach.)

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Mrs. Armrest.

Sadly un-surpringly.

Time keeping.

Grrrr.

Thassorl.

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Hmmm

If I hadn’t got 2 men here fitting the Noo Boiler I would have been there wiv me Sharpened Elbows Toot Sweet…

Yerran Lucky Dunnock today…

Carinthia.xx

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I will do you a loaf all of yer own dear chatelaine

I appear to have a chesticle infection

And I got a new toy in the post today

A white stick

I may have a swim in the gin lake as this is not a thing to celebrate…

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Oh, but Twellsy, you can shove it into the spokes (or other parts) of pavement cyclists, and then say “oh sorry I didn’t see you there”…

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Tee hee dear wee birdie

I like that idea

Beer?

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Well, it’s a bit early, but some reprobate has called the Yardarm, so why not?

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Tsk, Sparrer. That is an exceedingly dangerous thing to do. Brains and bludd make paving terribly slippery: someone could do themselves a ninjury.

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Proper Job?

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Gus dere

It tends to be children on the pavements on bikes or scooters

I hope I am allowed to insert my stick into their spokes?

Please let me damage childer with a superb alibi?

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