So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

“Bring it back when it can buy its round”
— non-parental Sparrer

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Morning all

Blud test day

Test done on my wee machine and results texted to the blud hospital

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(a) Wet. (b) Red. Job’s a good 'un.

yardarm

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Wet red and too runny

I await a phone call from the hospital

On the plus side it means I can have oodles of spinach!

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That might account for the unsatisfactory result, dere

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Even I can see the difference between venous and bladder held fluid Gus dahlink

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Depends on wot you’ve been up to the night before…

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And have I eaten borscht

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A little bird after my own heart, these days I too feel like that about wine.

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Oh, I’ve had some very nasty thin red wine in my time. Not worth it even for the getting drunk.

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Weeell, you’re right really. Of course. But…

Any port (geddit?) in a storm, kinda thing. you have to get through life somehow.

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And sometimes the bastards have dragged you to a wine bar. Yeah. (Oddly enough, highly correlated with times when I want to get drunk.)

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Which leads to an interesting question: bad wine or bad beer, which is worse?

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I think bad wine is worser

It supplies hangovers that last days in my experience

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Bad beer is much easier to find; just go into nearly any pub. (Opinions differ, but people who disagree with me are of course wrong.) Most wine selections will offer something worth drinking.

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There is bread baking

I can smell it

Locates butter dish & plate

Carinthia.xx

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Hot Buttered Crusts anna slice wiv cheese onnit

Bliss

Carinthia.xx

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Did you leave a bit for the rest of us?

I have memories of cheese scones being whisked away

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Bluddy Cheek !

I was given them by the person who made them
Carinthia.xx

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