You put that surface to surface missile back where you found it.
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Oh, all right then.
I have SPARES!
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Nope, no sufficiently faintly surprised emoticon available.
Soo xx
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Actually, a Bee should probably be more worried about me 0.5mm crochet hook. Reckon I could extract an ant’s brain thought its nostril with that, should the fancy so take me…
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Ah, but I am a shape-shifting b ovva bee and such howkage would profit ye none, anyhoo, Gus.
Soo 
xx
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You are so right, dere Bee: don’t want squidgy insect brains on me beeyootiful knittage, do I?
I 
‘howkage’
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I believe that me brains are prolly quite clean and tidy but, otherwise, phew.
Soo xx
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BiL was late for his own funeral too
His Bluddy Daughters couldn’t get their act together
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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The Undertakers forgot to place Uncle Charlie in the hearse. ‘You couldn’t make it up’ and I haven’t. Sis and I were thoroughly scolded for laughing.
Soo xx
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I’d get that leak seen to if I were you
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Oh dear. Unsemely snorkage ensued there, Soo.
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I hope that Mam can’t hear you, Gus 
Best dreams, all.
Soo xx
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Gin,Soo
Carinthia.xx
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Another day. Whether I want it or not.
I think not, on the whole.
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What’s wrong TFM?
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Just gloomy weather, gloomy day, gloomy me. And the usual, the time of year.
Take no notice of me, I am just being daft and will pull myself together shortly.
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Have a hug to be going on with
Tea?
Bacon butties will happen soon
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Always.
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Today is Packing Day. Well, if I do it gradually through the day it doesn’t get all Fraught.
yardarm
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I have tea. Tea is Good.
I also have persistent cramp, which is very much Not, and misanthropy, which is Par For The Course.
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