soobee
15 November 2019 23:26
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As you’d suspect, joe, it was a foul-mouthed diatribe against all sorts of worthy victims. At times, it was hilarious, at others cringe-making. But, he has a knack of getting under the skin of a problem and always makes one think. I do wish that people would recognise the limits of their bladder-capacity, however, and not down buckets full of beer prior to a live performance - he was only ‘on’ for an hour and twenty minutes (after a warm-up act that didn’t work for me) and out and in they trooped… I did enjoy his show, though.
Soo xx
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soobee
15 November 2019 23:40
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And now, my Dears, I must go to bed. I hope that the Hospice bash goes well, Carinthia. I’ll be at a Church fair in a neighbouring village (for my sins).
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Gin, Soo
I’ll have an Medicinal
I wanted to go to the Orsepiss today in case I don’t get there tomorrow. The Noo bedrooms, which replace 3 3-bedded bays are beautiful.
I was accosted by one of the Chaplains.
Poor man *
*I have no problems at all with Chaplains of any Faith, but I am not best pleased about the state of the Chapel, & I told him so
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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Gus
16 November 2019 00:24
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IMO hurling profanties never hurts , wee Bee, and it can be a Grate Relief to the Feelings.
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This morning we have proper British November wevver: wettish murk.
Good time to stay inside wivva
yardarm
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Armrest
16 November 2019 09:17
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… & butties.
I have bacon (double smoked, cooked in rendered rind), eggs cooked ditto, squashages (plain pork, fat uns).
Sliced sourdough loaf, buttered.
Pots of tea … Earl Grey, Ceylon. Large cafetiere of freshly ground Nicaraguan.
Form orderly queues please.
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That’s cultural oppression that is. It’s an ancient part of me dunnockly culture to sneak in and pinch stuff.
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Armrest
16 November 2019 09:51
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Then “form an ordely queue please … knowing full-well some will ignore that request”.
Oh, & for those of you what doesn’t eat meat … there’s sausages & bacon for you not to eat.
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\_______/ <------- Me Plate
Carinthia.xx
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3Wells
16 November 2019 12:56
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Drool
I am severely sossige deprived
The Bull was here and took me out for a roll about the hospital
We went to the restaurant for a cup of tea and I saw something that gave me the giggles
A mother placed her two boys at a table and told them to sit still while she went to get their lunch
One bratling started to climb onto the back of the chair which dumped him onto the floor Banging his head on the table
So far nothing to giggle about
The sight of the brother hissing “don’t cry orMum will not let us have a Coke “while hauling the brat up was what I giggled at
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Bin feeling grotty so went out forra walk. Very autumnal.
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Fanta
16 November 2019 13:07
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And now the sun has come out. Its timing sucks swamp through a straw.
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3Wells
16 November 2019 13:30
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While I was out there was a nice illustration of the way to and how NOT to bring up children
The foyer has a large concert grand piano and a teenage girl was playing it
Rather well
Her bruvver was trying to bang his hands on the keyboard and papa grabbed bruvver and restrained him
Different family
One small girl who wanted to play so the teenager let her take a turn
Crashes bangs and thumps of a hideous nature
Proud parents smiling and saying how good she was
The receptionist soon rescued the piano by closing it
Why do some folks not get the idea of treating a valuable instrument with some respect?
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Gus
16 November 2019 13:46
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In the good old days, spawn were not permitted to visit in hospitals at all.
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3Wells
16 November 2019 13:57
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Progress ain’t all it’s cracked up to be
Beastly gerrrruuummm factories are what childer are apart from disturbances of the peace in a lot of cases
Some folks like the parents of the musical teen keep their brats under control
Other folks should not be allowed to breed
Says the childless old bag who is a bit intolerant due to illness
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Fanta
16 November 2019 14:17
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When we had our first in 1981 and he was in the Special Care Baby Unit in an incubator, my mother was not allowed in.
The premi in the next incubator (rooms of four, all occupied) was visited every day after work by his mother, father and about six assorted offspring under ten.
The other two never seemed to be visited at all.
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3Wells
16 November 2019 14:28
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When our nevvie was born very prem it was parents and Grandparents only for months
No children even when other adults were allowed to visit
He was a good three months old when we met him
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Gus
16 November 2019 17:26
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Shoppers beware. Aldi had nets of smallish onions. What they lack in circumference they more than make up in pungency - there has been a major Snot Incident chez Gus. Trained personnel are currently making the area safe.
Has anyone seen any turnips recently?
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We went to the Gaiety Theatre to see an amateur production of Blackadder last week, there were quite a few in that. Baldrick does like his turnips.
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