You’ll have some catchin’ up to do then.
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What a small gin glass
I will sip it delicately
Beer will happen later
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I’m very glad you are home, Twellsy. Must seem rather quiet in comparison. Did the leopards miss you?
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The parrot was chatty
The leopards are being aloof and punishing me for leaving them
Typical cat behaviour really
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The Oaf didn’t get that memo. If I have cruelly abandoned him, he tends to be distressingly pleased to see me and slides down the stairs on his ear and so on. No dignity, that animal.
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Your cat appears to be broken. When did you last upgrade it?
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Oh three cheers cubed, Twellsy. (I think that should be three cubed cheers but that sounds silly, somehow). Now be very good and don’t do too much. In fact don’t do anything.
I just had a couple of hours sleep. I recommend it.
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Am still waiting for my 'phone call
I am still on the List
Apparently
Twellsy
Behave yerself this time, please
TFM, have another Snoozette when you feel like it
Carinthia.xx
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Oh ffs Gxx
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I’m sure even some of the posters on here can manage 24hrs of no alcohol. You can make up for it the next day.
… & the smoking. If dragging in smoke for a few days where there’s an open wound doesn’t sound like a bad idea I’m flummoxed.
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Never had you down as the Health Police, Armers. You’re a multi-faceted enigma, that’s what you are ;- )
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Huh! It was still bleeding a bit after 4 hours so I am doing what he said and biting down on the sterile wad he gave me. Biting down hurts!
And I have been very good so far. Nowt but sips of water and lukewarm tea.
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Yay Twellsy - now STAY out!!
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My cat appears to be some kind of pervert: he has been assiduously humping the fleece blanket I added last night to supplement the duvet. ewwwww.
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I once had a small dog with a tendency to perversion. He refused to do anything so undignified as retrieving a ball but he loved his cuddly toys, some of which were nearly as big as he was and occasionally he’d decide to hump one of them.
A small dog humping a large green elephant is a sight to behold.
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…but anyone saying “I’d pay good money to see that” is also a pervert, of course… ;- )
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I have just been injecting brandy into four Christmas cakes. Just sayin’… If someone would care to remind me to do it again on Thursday, that would be helpful. And in a certain case, enlightened self-interest as well…
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Brother-in-law’s collie used to have an eerily-similar-to-him stuffed toy which he would surreptitiously drag down to the basement to hump in private. Well, who could blame him?
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Right
I have been to quack to get prescription for my new stuff been to pharmacy to acquire said meds and NOW am addressing the 15 night alcohol free stint
After 15 nights with no alcohol I am having BEER
A Tribute to be precise
It’s bluddy gorgeous…
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If a catflap is even necessary…
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/11/12/us/quilty-cat-photos-solitary-confinement-trnd/index.html
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