Well it IS a service to the wider community to cull the young every so often…
Saints is what we are…
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I am so envious I doubt you can see me through the green mist.
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I will tell of the conception of that donkey foal if you want a titter nay guffaw TFM…
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oh bloody HELL, Fishy. I am exceedingly sorry to hear that.
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Only a bit less dead.
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As am I. A truly miserable affliction even when one might stay indoors. Gentle fuzzy hugs and best of luck with the stuffing…erm…
Soo xx
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You have to now!
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Many years ago I worked with the donkeys and ponies giving rides on the beach
One year the donkeys all eight of em were loaned to the Hunt who were having a donkey derby to raise money
There were donkeys galore including one who rejoiced in the name of “Sexy Sam”
He was an entire jack donkey
Unbeknown to us our only female, Kerry, was only just on season
After several races Kerry and Sam were in the same race and Sam caught a whiff of Kerry’s interesting state
When the race started Kerry ambled off with a small child as jockey
Sam got behind Kerry and mounted her
Rescuing a small child from the embrace of an amourous jack donkey with sex on his mind was a bit perilous
Then the wails of the child aboard Sam were heard over the whole field
“RUN EFF YOU RUN YOU WHORE!”
The entire field was convulsed with laughter at the plaintive child while Sam and Kerry were quite enjoying their exhibitionist sex
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Snork and Splutter!
Thanks Twellsy, that has cheered me up considerably.
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Happy to oblige TFM
The resulting foal was the most adorable creature I have ever worked with
She went to a family who spoiled her rotten
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I last rode a donkey in Ireland many many moons ago
The Irish cousins bet me that I wouldn’t
I collected enough money from them to buy a new blouse…
Carinthia.xx
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Tee Hee dear chatelaine
I can just see you in your big black titfer elegantly trotting along!
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That’s our Chatelaine. Although initially I read ‘buy it a new blouse’, which would have been silly.
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Whereas I read it as ‘buy a new house’. Which sounded unlikely.
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Can I ask what cellarati think of network “upgrades”?
The Bull is upgrading the home network
This includes every speaker and all satellite boxes
Apparently I will need my phone to change telly channels
I like simple things where electronics doohickies are concerned…
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It’s Change, Twellsy, and we all know Change is Bad.
I would worry that the fridge and the Kindle were talking about me behind my back.
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I am with you there Gus
I was never meant for a high tech world
So please explain why I married a computer techie
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I feel it would be unseemly to speculate, dere.
In other news: oh boy has someone’s targeted advertising algorithm gone on the fritz: have been treated in quick succession to sidebars featuring vertiginous, bling-encrusted shoes (very unGus) and a dog biscuit, which they were exhorting me to ‘try it [my] self for free’. No, ta, I’ll stick with the orange Clubs, thanks all the same.
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Aha! A glimpse of a Fishy. How are you doing?
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At least we have no ads in the hovel
The Bull has aggressive firewalls
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