So, who wants to help ... to cower in the cellar?

A thought occurs to me

Will the Grandma hat at the GD’s nuptuals be a dainty discrete number?

Or a parasol on a head size decorated to OTT yet tasteful effort?

And what about the shoesies to complete the look?

The cellarati NEED to know

We could help choose the ensemble

I think a pretty dress with lace and ribbons and frills with a cartwheel hat and 6" stilettoes in a gorgeous deep magenta with deep forest green trim would be in order

Creamy foamy lace edged petitcoats just peeping under the hem of the full dirndl skirt of the dress of course…

No squeakwins as that would be tasteless and our chatelaine is always dressed

IN THE BEST POSSIBLE TASTE*

Thank you Kenny Everett for creating Cupid Stunt

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I don’t do Discreet Nats,Twellsy

I am too big

Prolly no 6" stilettos, either

This week it would have been the shoe boxes , as feet & hands are rubbish

They will please themselves as to the type of wedding they would like - I did wonder if they would get married whilst away,& we have a party when they get back

Stunningly beautiful GD with the model figure is actually quite shy, as is her man

There will, of course, be a blow by blow account of he Celebrations

Carinthia.xx

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Grey and brahn fevvery nat. Wot releases the hungry dunnocks if anyone is Bad.

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As a rule they are. The pore fing mistook a pillar-shaped object for an actual pillar in his enthusiasm.

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Oh I know the young pair will wed as and how they wish

I am just being daft

I really cannot see our chatelaine in magenta - that’s more a pink heffalump bikinki shade

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Ah - a proper wedding.

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Magenta suits me, actually, Twellsy

If wearing pink, it has to have the right amount of blue innit

Baby pink doesn’t suit me at all, or indeed, anything with coral tones

I have spent an hour sitting on the floor fettling the upstairs vacuum cleaner

What, Again ? I hear you cry

Wasn’t happy with the way it was working - fine using the tools, but not great on the carpet

I have washed another 2 filters, & cleared an blockage which necessitated using The Long Tweezers

I will buy it a Noo belt, & that’s it fer the forseeable…

Snoozette beckons

Carinthia.xx

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Aah but frilly magenta dear one?

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No frills

Evvah

Carinthia.xx

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Ach you have no sense of the thrill of a frilly frock can be!

I am contemplating a frock that involves one bit of fabric two seams and 3 hems

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And sometimes you have no sense at all… :wink::joy:

How big a bit of fabric ?

Liberates 'Normous Medicinal

I feel a sudden need…

Carinthia.xx

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Gngggh? How?

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3 metres of fabric

Fold in half hem each end put a seam from a foot in on each side so you have a bag arrangement but leave a bit at top and bottom so you have openings for arms and room to move

Then in the folded end make an opening and hem round it as yer neckline

I have a frock like that and it is so comfy

It needs a really light floaty fabric and Dunnes have one in paisley print viscose for 50 euro

I have 6 metres of viscose…

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Dear Twellsy, I hope that you look so much better in that vision of loveliness than I would.

Our cottage is exactly the same azzit always is. Hooman welcome pack, Dog welcome pack. Poo bags fer Dogs and towels for both them and Hoomans. Quite civilised. No squirrels, as yet.

Soo xx

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Wot, are there no squirrels at all in the Dog Pack? Disappointing, very.

Have a splendid time, Bees and buzzlets.

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Perfect clickbait headline spotted on Yahoo:
Three-legged dog saves baby buried alive by mother

To read it would be to ruin the moment, I feel. And there is no guarantee they would divulge exactly how much of the baby the heroic hound ate; or indeed vice versa

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It’s azz well we lurve you, Gus. How is That Cat after its drowning of Important Papers?
Soo xx

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Just so your cup can run over a bit, the dog’s name is Ping Pong.

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Pat Pong would be better, in so many ways

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Insouciant. Exigeant. And currently Out, supervising the street.
Gxx

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