Surely rather tasteless in the circs, dear Fishy. One has has quite enough spillage for one day…
snorkelsnork.
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Ah
An ‘Harvest Festival’ Kaftan*
All is safely gathered in…
Carinthia.xx
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It sounds to me as though ‘all is dangerously on the loose’, tbh. Possibly I am projecting somewhat.
(Yes, there is always one, isn’t there?)
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Snorkity Snork, Gus
Medicinal Brandy ?
Carinthia.xx
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Oh go on then :- )
I shall toast yer young’uns
Gxxx
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I have an largish bruise on the back of my hand
From wrangling the sodding vacuum cleaner, no doubt
Better have another Medicinal…
Carinthia.xx
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Groo (cough).
Spent several hours server-wranglin’. Ho hum. But at least I sorted it, more or less.
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Coming from anyone else, Gus, I would take that at face value. Coming from you… Why do I get a distinct picture of a dragon wearing a napkin and waving a large fork with a long handle?
(retreats rapidly to bed)
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Chillin’ in Killin agrees.
Best dreams,
Soo xx
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Gin, Soo
Carinthia.xx
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Thank you, Carinthia xx
Soo xx
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Anna Minnow End forra weary Fish.
Night all.
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ck’s sake, I don’t come in 'ere to be accused of cannibalism. I can get that kind of thing (and more) elsewhere. You can get 'most anything if you knows where to go forrit.
Plus I have no toasting fork. A state of affairs open to remedy, that.
< hissing, protracted and resentful, and very - well - hissy >
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Have another Medicinal
Bound to 'elp…
Carinthia.xx
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Although if at any point the Chatelaine feels her young 'uns would be the better forra bit of scorching, I would be honoured to oblige. No extra charge for marshmallows.
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Gus dear
Less of the trying to breathe fire 
at folks
I have Bengals and am happy to lend them to people who misbehave so that they can get to learn how adorable multiple leopards 
can be
And how little they needed their goods and chattels l
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Less of that kind of thing too, ta.
And I thort we had already established that I am familiar with Bengals and their ‘little ways’. But you are welcome to a B&W sabre-clawed idiot at any time: just say the word, Twellsy dere.
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Gus
I adore jellicle cats
Jellicle cats are black and white according to TS Elliot
Full Ulster fries on the table
Hot fresh soda farls with butter forra chatelaine
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and of moderate size, he says. Leads one to the conclusion they don’t often join us for breakfast ;- )
[happy gronffing and swoffling]
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[happy peckity]
yardarm
Forra 
, life holds little more…
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