So, who wants to help ... to frivol in the cellar? (Part 1)

Sensible wear for brides there dear Chatelaine

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I don’t know, Dunnock.
The trend is for see-through boned bodices with ‘solid’ bra cups, & capes, or ‘over bodices’, so an mesh weskit wiv pockets might serve very well…

Carinthia. xx

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Let’s hope that someone would light their fire, Carinthia. The current trend sounds ghastly, but I have recently followed an large @rse around Tesco flashing its all. Did someone mention gin?

Soo xx

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I was once in a supermarket in Sweden where there was a young woman wearing a baby-doll style nightie, a wrist-purse, and nothing else at all – as became clear when she reached for something on the top shelf of a display.

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Gawds, Fishers. The large Tesco @rse wozz of the kind that leant upon its trolley and the resulting apparition is embedded upon my retinae. A takeaway has just arrived, thank the gawds.

Soo xx

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Flesh-coloured leggings are an abomination. In combination with a bulbous arse,

AAAAAARGH!

:exploding_head:

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‘Whose chair is this anyway?’

Eek! Does that eat cats?

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That Jellicle looks like it could sort that beard out in jig time

Jellicles are splendid beasties

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I could want a Jellicle, were it not for Occasional Poodle.

The takeaway wozz grand, whaite waine has been kwoffed and I’m away to bed, soon. I do hope that Twellsy’s stabbage proves effective and that Carinthia is keeping an eye out for the time, and she is able to sleep during the night. Best nights, Cellarites.

Soo xx

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Once again my Snoozette lasted for 3 hours!

The Candles are lit

The Quattro is fired-up

I know nothing about cats, but that one looks happy…

Having just read ‘flesh coloured leggings’ I find that I need an Normous drink, so I am pouring one…

Carinthia. xx

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You can thank me later, Darling [grinnity].

From my own experience of cats, I’d say that one does look happy. Vergin’ on the Smug, indeed.
G x

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Morning all

Cold sossige butties on offer today

Dives under table to avoid cellarati charging to the table

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Letting the sausages get cold is an achievement in itself.

yardarm

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My fridge has security resembling that of a bank vault to sparrer proof it…

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Very much like a bank vault, yes.

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Oof

Candles are lit
Quattro is fired-up
The Extry Extry Emergency Candle is lit for my lovely Stepdaughter who is in Orsepiddle wivvan eye infection.

Carinthia. xx

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Candle lit here.

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Thank-you, Fishy.

Common sense says that she is in the best place, but also says, these days, that itizz serious.

Carinthia. xx

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The beely candle is lit, Carinthia.

Soo xx

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The trees hugged here and the candle is lit

Cinnamon flavoured tonight

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