OK, so long as you promise not to have them in the same glass.
Right hand has beer glass in it
Left hand has a gin glassâŚ
Bugrit! re the hoose;
Yay! re the meds adjustment; anâ
Respeck! re TFMâs broâs negotiating skillz
Twellies, there is a reason for the rule about one hand for yourself and one for the ship. If you lose your balance, which drink will you drop to have a hand free to catch yourself with?
Or??
More bloody mindedness than skillz, as Iâm sure he would agree. And good for him for that.
Donât encourage her, FishyâŚ
Carinthia. xx
I thought it might discourage her, Carinthia.
I rather assumed she was sitting down. And not on a bar stool.
Iâll just lurk dahn 'ere wiv me beak open.
I think that that ship has sailed, Fishy?
See what I did there?
Apple, celery & onion salad as an appetizer is available.
Carinthia. xx
But I can steer using my good foot
J, M, J & the Wee Feckinâ Donkey, TwellsyâŚ
Am making some more Candles.
Weâll need themâŚ
Carinthia. xx
We offered ÂŁ41,000 over the âhome reportâ price and we came third out of five, losing by over ÂŁ15,000. Itâs a fecking bear pit. Meh.
Soo xx
Iâm sure itâd be lot cheaper if it had just burned down. Just say the word.
Thanks, Spadger. I shall!
Soo xx
Apparently today is National Cat Day.
I hope that extra Dreamies have been provided.
Carinthia. xx
They have not, yet. But frankly, every day is Cat Day
Gxx
As far as the leopards are concerned the limpet is correct
Must attempt to genuflect at the puddle of leopards en route to bed
How do you genuflect in a wheelchair?
Carefully?