Pink alpacas are after one takes tequila
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How’s the asthma, today, Twellsy?
Soo xx
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Remembers Mr C after Tequila Monday at Hafnersee…
Carinthia. xx
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Sounds traumatic.
Soo xx
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It was…
I don’t drink Tequila , Thank Any Passing Deity…
Carinthia. xx
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I’m all ears Gus
The asthma is getting unclebionics and stair rods
Bluddy 100% humidity and fog don’t help
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The general sog definitely won’t be helping, Twellsy. Poor you.
A friend of mine used to mutter darkly “When I drink tequila, I make… mistakes”
ETA: my own capacity for tequila, in margarita form for choice, is legendary.
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"Found a woodman’s blade, similar to an axe, which has made a superb perch for small garden birds.
“So, come on, get your adze out for the tits.”
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Oh, tssssk.
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Have we gone mad here?
We are Theming the beer to the 12 days of Christmas
8 O’hara’s pale ale
7 60knots
5 Golden spear
4 Saisun beer
3 tins of Guinness draught
2 Alcohol free beers
And many Gunpowder gins!
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Or after tequila takes one?
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Tequila is only ever taken in small doses as it is a sneaky drink
You feel fine but try standing up after a couple
Or worse trying to read is more than the eyes can handle
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Challenge accepted.
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He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs about waiting for the ambulance
He sings the songs about getting in the ambulance
yardarm
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I get knocked down but I get up again and to prove it, I’m here. Sitting waiting for an Amazon delivery.
Soo xx
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Ours has arrived.
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You kept them chatting, hmmmm?
Soo xx
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At this time of year? I wouldn’t be so cruel.
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Bloody Waitrose. And bloody rude Waitrose shoppers. I am sulking now, over a pint of Windsor & Eton Brewery’s Windsor Knot. Which is not quite as good as Ridgeway’s Oxford Blue, but a very acceptable substitute.
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