So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

“That last batch must’ve evaporated in the cage.”

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IN the cage?

I thought the cheese evaporated the cage!

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Better to snaffle a Stilton in its cage than to nurse an empty tum?

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From the Book of Cellarite Proverbs

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I am sure one could be arranged.

Book of Proverbs, Cellarite Version

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Why is it that I identify with guide cats for the blind?

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Scant regard for personal safety, at a guess…

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I have Bengals

Where does my personal safety appear in their view of life?

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You are a mobile and self-maintaining source of cat treats.

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At the end of a reversed telescope?

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I just asked TFD if he thought I would have the patience to ever finish knitting this jacket, since progress is very slow, and he replied that he thought I wouldn’t. Then he said ‘but you will finish anyway, because you may not be patient but you are bloody-minded’.

I can’t decide if this was a compliment or a insult.

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Compliment. And if it wasn’t meant as one, take it as such and irritate him.

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Wot that Fish said, on the whole, dere.
Bloody-minded is a compliment in my book.

Oh buggering hell, it’s Bin Night. I must go forth and Fling.

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Those photies are glorious, Soo, and I’m a displeasing shade of green an’ all. However, we wants otters!

Enjoy your break, dear wee Bee & the Mr.
Gxx

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Flingage complete dear limpet?

Gin?

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I bloody hate this time of year. Need a large drink.

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Yup, so do I.

Hell, yes!

Oh, I hadn’t me manners on me.
Hell, yes, please.

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I was going to ask if we should sit on the misery bench and drink together but, hell, this is the cellar - we can make ourselves comfy in our misery, at least. No hard benches here, I’m sure.

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Mine’s the one with chenille faux nails.
Your very good health, dear. hic.
Mixed pitchers and the hell with Darrington’s disapproval.
Gxx

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