So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

The place he used to work for in London had cheese delivered on Friday afternoons, which was very civilised. No 5 Counties, though

He still works for the same company, but from his laptop/'phone, in Jordan

Carinthia.xx

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Dreams of working with cheese

Says she who has 4 different types to go into a cheese sauce for cauli cheese tomorrow

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Cheese might well be more sentient than some folk I have worked with, certainly.

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No might about it

I KNOW some of my colleagues were there because they had brawn minus a brain to operate said brawn…

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“That last batch must’ve evaporated in the cage.”

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IN the cage?

I thought the cheese evaporated the cage!

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Better to snaffle a Stilton in its cage than to nurse an empty tum?

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From the Book of Cellarite Proverbs

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I am sure one could be arranged.

Book of Proverbs, Cellarite Version

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Why is it that I identify with guide cats for the blind?

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Scant regard for personal safety, at a guess…

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I have Bengals

Where does my personal safety appear in their view of life?

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You are a mobile and self-maintaining source of cat treats.

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At the end of a reversed telescope?

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I just asked TFD if he thought I would have the patience to ever finish knitting this jacket, since progress is very slow, and he replied that he thought I wouldn’t. Then he said ‘but you will finish anyway, because you may not be patient but you are bloody-minded’.

I can’t decide if this was a compliment or a insult.

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Compliment. And if it wasn’t meant as one, take it as such and irritate him.

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Wot that Fish said, on the whole, dere.
Bloody-minded is a compliment in my book.

Oh buggering hell, it’s Bin Night. I must go forth and Fling.

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Those photies are glorious, Soo, and I’m a displeasing shade of green an’ all. However, we wants otters!

Enjoy your break, dear wee Bee & the Mr.
Gxx

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Flingage complete dear limpet?

Gin?

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