Not so much 
as
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Oh Dunnock
Sheâll make even less sense than usual after that lotâŚ
Sigh
Carinthia.xx
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Since when has making sense been an issue here?
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Medicinals, for those ovvus who donât have Dunnockly connections⌠
Proffers Pitchers
Carinthia.xx
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Thank you, dear Chatelaine. Mud in yer eye!
Gxx
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Goodness
I opened an Bottle of red wine this evening - it has been an Ruff Week
Anyhoo
I needed an CorkscrewâŚ
Thud
Carinthia.xx
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Woss wrong wivvan cavalry sabre, eh?
(Gaw. You can get electric corkscrews now. âOpens 80 bottles on a single charge.â)
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I am trying to work out the nutritional value of my supper
A hang samwitch allegedly
Flabby white bread squished where the omigawds this surely is useful for greasing artillery carriages cos it ainât any food I know
Was troweled on
A bit of plastic pretending to be ham
Err that was it
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Are you sure you are not stuck on a British Railways train in the 1960s, Twellsy? I know those ham sandwiches!
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I am sure that these are the bastard grandkids of BR sandwiches
The spread must have been made for use in the workshops at Crewe
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If you are in The Plague Pit, be Very Quiet
If you are in The Clinic, then Say Summat
Carinthia.xx
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Probably for packing axles.
yardarm
Orf to the shops. Got me half-brick, got me lead pipe, got me little slitty knifeâŚ
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Plague pit sadly
I am still on the emergency ward waiting for a bed so itâs a case of minimum spending on food and the lack of staff training shows
They are pitchforking stuff at the inmates and consider a dry plain bun a treat for the poor old dears
So ye get my whinging and I know that you will give me leeway and understand
The consultant ordered the boss gnursie to get me a bed today or else
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I think that the consultant could have a look for a bed itself, Twellsy. Bed allocation is usually done by folks specifically paid to do this, not members of the clinical team. I hope that you are found more comfortable lodgings and wish you a speedy recovery, mind xx
Soo xx
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His words are at work already
I was dragged into the corridor as I lack corvids
I am back in my side room in peace
He is quite lovely African gentleman and took great notes of my blud and other problems all the time he was listening to the bag of cats in my chest
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I would take issue with how lovely the consultant is, if that is the way he addresses the nursing staff, but I am glad that youâre more comfortable.
Soo xx
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The or else was my reading between the lines
It was
This girl needs a bed today sheâs very ill and can cope with a corridor and just re do the swabs please to ensure she is safe
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Proverbs?
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Pore Twellsy.
But since it canât be terribly convenient for the nursing staff to have you and everything you are attached to parked in a corridor and constituting An Obstacle, then I doubt they put you there for the sport in it. Which doesnât make your stint as An.Obstacle any pleasanter for you, I do realise.
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