So, who wants to help ... to instaurate the cellar?

It started snowing 90 minutes ago, & the blue bin is still outside, awaiting emptying…

Carinthia.xx

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Fecksakes

Lovely Poshscouse izzin Orsepiddle with Covid :cry:

Itizz not behaving normally

Quelle Surprise…

Candles lit…

Fecksakes

She is ok, but it is not behaving. ‘normally’

Carinthia.xx

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yardarm

at 60% ABV or higher of course

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Oh bluddy hell. Who is looking after Paddy?

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Oh dear gawds are the staff warned about her cardi pocket’s contents?

Seriously I do hope she recovers

What with her and Solly Sid (who is on palliative care with cancer of the colon) my trees are getting polished with the amount of hugging I am doing

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She refused to go into Orsepiddle until someone took him
Carinthia.xx

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Oh no! How dreadful, Posh is lovely. Thinking of her hard enough to burst here.

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What elseboard thread dear Chatelaine - we both chatted about parrot slavery in the past

Being a parrot slave is akin to cat slavery with the accompaniment of talking to you!

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I have just seen a postmark that says this is National Storytelling Week.

So I just happened to be walking past the bank at three in the morning when there was an almighty bang and the alarm went off, so I went in to see if anyone was hurt…

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No doubt yer bruvver came to help you count the money to ensure it was all there

He also would be very careful of any valuables kept there and take some under his wing for proper safe keeping…

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I neither know nor care where this came from, I intend to believe it…

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Opens cheese cage…

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It’s eat or be eaten in Cheese Cage Match.

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Produces crackers digestive biccies a range of chutneys and set of cheese knives

Right folk who is with me on the cheese eating experiment?

Or just a ploughman’s lunch!

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New-made bread and Cashel Blue here. Not sure about pickles: do we need them?

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Your choice Fishy

I have a zoom class today

Veggie shepherds pie

This could be interesting…

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That has to be a cottage pie rather than a shepherd’s one!

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Unless, of course, it is made with the meat of a vegetarian shepherd.

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That sounds a bit like my son when he asserted firmly that he was a vegetarianian because carnivores tasted nasty – he was thinking of the bear in Prince Caspian who wouldn’t taste nice if it had been eating little girl.

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I just hope the stockman takes his wellies off before becoming pie filling!

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