You are my heroine, Carinthia.
Good nights, Cellarites,
Soo xx
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Gin, Darling
I’m going to have a glass of Whaite Waine, as it might be unseemly to open the remaining bottle of Fizz onna Wednesday.
GD, who is as nice in character as looks, has gorn the way of the majority of Brides in that she tbought that she knew what she wanted until she had tried a few on
I had warned her about this, so she was quite relaxed about it.
I had to blow my nose very hard after the call had ended…
Carinthia.xx
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Bless you, Carinthia. DD was dead-set upon a Great Gatsby beaded extravaganza until she, her BFF and I had seen her in The Chosen One.
Soo xx
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Rollercoaster? Trapeze? Motorbike?
Anything else should be fine, if you’re not actually driving it…
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Now now, dere, some things are both sacred and private.
Something borrowed: granny’s pearls 
Something blue: the bride
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Platter of bacon butties to fuel you wee birdie?
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Gus dear one
Modesty is thrown out the window when one is training in a dance school and trying to change in a tiny room with 60 other girls
Then said training is done wearing a leotard and tights in a room with mirrors to let you monitor the way you move…
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[buttie]
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[buttie]
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…got grease on me laptop…
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It wasn’t the tutu we were talking about, Twellsy.
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Oh what is worn under the tutu?
It’s all in perfect working order thank you kindly…
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Tsssk
Have I got to give my Underpinnings Lecture again?
Carinthia.xx
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“Wear some”?
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It’s more “Wear some - no, not those ones, you need something that’s going to give you a bit of shape and which has some staying power…(cont’d p94)”
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I am an innocent you know Gus
I do wear underpinnings when needed
It is a stress test on lycra…
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I was going to sniff me smelling salts, but am making garlic mushrooms, to similar effect… 
Carinthia.xx
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???
First thing I thought of, dear, the very first thing.
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Gus dere is that smoke in er drawers
You know the ditty
Liar liar
Pants on ofire…
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Oof
Black bin is out
The lamb bone is burbling away in the slocooker so there should be fabulous stock from it tomorrow
There had Bluddy better be - as I was stripping the last of the meat from it before roasting, I punctured my begloved thumb & bled like the proverbial…
I believe that an Medicinal Summat may be required…
Carinthia.xx
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