[pourity][pourity][pourity] 
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My hero(ine)
Thank-you, Dunnock
Carinthia.xx
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Occasionally Helpful Bird, that’s me. Now if anyone asks you just happened to glance at the clock when I arrived and it was between 11.15 and 11.30, right?
yardarm
onna grey fevver-trimming day.
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Good morning wee birdie and all yet to appear
Bacon butties for all ready
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Grey fevvers come to us all, if we’re lucky. Yes, I know hyphen: did you really think that would stop me?
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Some of us are naturally gifted wivvan fine grey frontage. (Or “stealth Robin” as it is also known.)
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That example of the genre has an eye that is remarkably cynical and jaded, even by Dunnock standards.
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It also has a ring onna leg
Who is that birdie?
Dunnock’s dear Mama perchance?
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We don’t talk about it. Time was they just left you in the nick and you could get on wiv stuff, now it’s all house arrest and trackers and fings.
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My lips are sealed
However I can insert a straw to drink beer
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[pourity][pourity]
I do hope that was an Hint, otherwise I’ll have to drink this meself.
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I couldnt see you drink alone…
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[twirlity] [twirlity] [twirlity]
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[twirl]
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Quality prunage.
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Flicks small amount of dust from red carpet
Decides against an curtsey
Carinthia.xx
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What is even more impressive is that the lovely hairdresser has a mum who does cleaning, and has a couple of vacancies in her week in which she would be able to fit in coming here and doing the basics. She is going to come over on Monday to see whether she can stand us and we like her, and we’ll take it from there. Or not, of course.
Is there a better use for the state pension than not putting my back out hoovering?
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Keeping you in Minnow Ends?
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Contemplating a shoe-rack, somewhat to decrease the crocly and wellingtonian chaos in the porch. Also the reordering of Various Stuff in other parts of the ground floor of this house.
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Sounds a bit sinister…
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