It wozz rumoured to be 13°C this arvo, but the ‘breeze’ pegged it back horribly. We visited my friend’s grave on her anniversary and did a bit of weeding and floral installation. Then off for a walk and could hardly wait to return home.
Tomorrow, we plan to visit Cora, hopefully before the bitey midges have hatched out in Kielder (the females, thatizz - the males will probably be flittin’ aboot already).
Deep-fried massive prawns with cauli/potato Madhur thing tonight.
My favourite is an oldish one, for two people who both know it.
(first party) I looks to you.
(second party) I has your eye.
(first party) I bows.
(second party) I likewise bows.
(first party) And winks
(second party) And drinks
(both) according.
Just found in a fanfic:
“About that Martini,” she said. “Suppose I said ‘Noilly Prat’ three times at the gin bottle and then you shook it over ice and served it with an olive, that’d work as an ultra-dry one, wouldn’t it?”
Wor Fish is obviously reading the better sort. No steamy slash between, say, Batman and Bilbo Baggins
< departs to bleach - well, everything really, including own DNA >