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Cake, shurely?
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Fishy, thatizz tremendous. Such a miserable thing to happen, wot wiv the memories , & history, & the satisfaction of repairing it oneself.
Which veg are you peeling to celebrate? 
Carinthia.xx
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Onions!
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Wiv an Minnow End attan discreet distanceā¦
Carinthia.xx
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Could be a matter of context. These are rather excellent:
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Itās an entirely subjective, nay, idiosyncratic categorisation, Sparrer, and of little practical use. I demurred once when a friend, normally a reliable, pints kind of lass, ordered something-or-other and black.
Me: āOh, G__, you canāt! Thatās a tartsā drink.ā
Her: āThatās useful. I quite fancy a spot of tarting tonight.ā
Me: 
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Snell Snyff
I shall assume there was supposed to be a comma in that sentenceā¦ 
Aldi UK.
Sounds ghastly, but I wonder how it would work as an ingredient? Might be an interesting addition to a lemon cake - or cheesecake?
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Drizzle over ice-cream?
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I bet a good honest limoncello would work better, though.
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āI shall post only single words beginning with O and wait for someone to notice.ā
soz
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Curses; rumbled.
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I was about to say cake or ice creamā¦
Joe, Iām sure that the chocolates would be more than fine, because you get what you are expecting.
The Vodka looked to all intents & purposes like any other ie. thin & clear.
The smell was like toffee, without the salt, & the taste was disgusting to me.
It really tricked the senses, as one would have expected it to be thicker, like an liqeuer.
I am not keen on synthetic flavours anyway, but that was really bad.
Bluddy Stoli too!
I really took one for the team that day, but felt better after I had blagged 2 shots of Proper Stoli ā¦
Carinthia.xx
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I feel that was the least they could do: sounds extremely nasty.
I am very fond of salted caramels (a different stable from joeās, though). Discovering this, a friend has, over the years, kindly given me various other comestibles involving salted caramel.
It is from painful experience and with considerable authority, therefore, that I advise you never, ever, to let a drop of salted caramel flavoured coffee to pass your lips. It is indescribably vile.
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True. And theyāre so strong enough in both a taste and alcohol (ā 2.5%) that youāre not likely to binge on them. Theyāre definitely for savouring as an occasional treat.
The gin ones are even betterā¦
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I will remember that, Gus
I had never tasted a salted caramel anything until, on a visit to the hairdresser, one was popped into my mouthā¦
Leaves space fer Sniggersā¦
Anyhoo, it was dusted in very good quality cocoa powder, & was delicious.
The Vodka experiment/debacle was conducted on behalf of The Cellar, & I did consult The Fishly-Dunnocksā 
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*I did call them back, once the Normal Stoli had kicked inā¦
Carinthia.xx
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Donāt think Iāll ever forget it.
I mean, I expected it to be nasty. Just not that nasty.
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In the unlikely event that anyoneās interested, thereās a crusty loaf just out of the oven and freshly-made butter to go with itā¦
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Brilliant! Supperā¦
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[swoooooopity]
[hasty peckity]
[departs to avoid incoming Elbows]
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