David Mitchell, on The Unbelievable Truth: “There’ll be letters. Mostly consonants…”
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There is always the legal defence of “fair comment”.
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…just listening “live”…
…fer Christ’s sake!!!
(…looks for Glazier on speed-dial…)
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I’m about three minutes behind and bracing myself.
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I think enduring the CoronaVirusThingy must be better than this swill!!!
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About to start…
Be careful, Sturmers; it might be difficult to find glaziers on call-out in the present circs. And even if you did, I wouldn’t trust the supply chain…
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Gahhhh!
There am I wanting Robert to get the Bad Phonecall from the hospital and we get Whore feckin’ Joyville an’ Peep.
I am gettin’ baulked of me rightful prey a bit often for my liking.
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…well, I tend to go through winders like most folks go through toilet-paper!! 
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At least it ended badly for Pip.
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What, very carefully and parsimoniously, Sturmers? Forgive me for saying this so publicly, but I don’t believe you.
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Do I take it gin would be advisable? Actually a hot whiskey would certainly cheer me up…
Just opened the TA page:
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“Robert makes an emotional gesture”
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One finger or two?
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Not badly enough, Dahlink. Not by a long chalk. Although I suppose both brothers might ditch her and she could be picked up by a novice serial killer, who will also ditch her, the length and breadth of Borsetshire.
Forgive my optimism. Trying to keep boardly spirits up in these troubled times.
Seriously, though: is she even remotely credibly written or acted as the mother of a young child?
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…I can only guess you’ve never seen the inside of my over-crowded garage! (…pics to follow…)
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o god, what have I DONE?
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My theory is that the worse the actor is, the worse the writing gets.
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It’s a fairly plausible one.
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…I wonder how many times #45 has thought those very words?
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…so, are you saying the writing is tailored to the actor??? 
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That caused a bad accident with Valuable Beer, that did, blast you.
Pure brilliant.
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